Blankety Blank

Kamikaze_Pigeon · 23-08-2007, 10:22

Ladies and gentlem of this fine forum...I am requesting your help...

Can you come up with some amusing (but not too vulgar) blankety blank type sentences.

I'm using them on the front of faxes that I send to my minions.......this makes sure that they fax me back showing that they got the fax...if that makes sense....

No Blankety blank chequebooks and pens to give out...sorry!

so....

Blankety blank, blankety blank <boom boom>, Blankety blank, blankety blank <boom boom>

BBx · 23-08-2007, 10:37

I can't remember what format the questions were in?

Any examples you can give?

Good idea btw!

BB x

Kamikaze_Pigeon · 23-08-2007, 10:41

thanks, something like......

Count Monty du Pont was so short that instead of sending him to the guilotine he was sent to the <BLANK>

Jonny69 · 23-08-2007, 11:01

My mother in law smelled so bad next doors son decided to post a BLANK through their letterbox...

Any good?

BBx · 23-08-2007, 11:35

'Britney Spears has been having such a traumatic time recently in the papers; so much so that she dramatically shaved her <BLANK>'

BB x

Desmo · 23-08-2007, 11:59

You are so **** at your job, next time you **** up I'm going to <blank> you with a <blank>

Kamikaze_Pigeon · 23-08-2007, 16:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

You are so **** at your job, next time you **** up I'm going to <blank> you with a <blank>

YES...my new warning FAX

thanks guys, keep them coming.....

Von Smallhausen · 23-08-2007, 17:09

Eeee, our Desmo. He had one too many beers and a curry that he couldn't tell his blank from his elbow.

Thats an impressive katana you have there Mr Shinagawa, it looks sharp enough to lop off any mans blank.

An embarassed Mr Blair said that the only reason Leo came along was due to a combination of bad light and sticking it up the wrong blank.

He looked at my the wrong way said Feek, so I shot the blank.

Goose · 23-08-2007, 17:23

"The door was blocked at the front, so the postman took it up the <blank>"

23-08-2007, 10:22	#1
Kamikaze_Pigeon Sake Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Osaka, Japan Posts: 187	Blankety Blank Ladies and gentlem of this fine forum...I am requesting your help... Can you come up with some amusing (but not too vulgar) blankety blank type sentences. I'm using them on the front of faxes that I send to my minions.......this makes sure that they fax me back showing that they got the fax...if that makes sense.... No Blankety blank chequebooks and pens to give out...sorry! so.... Blankety blank, blankety blank <boom boom>, Blankety blank, blankety blank <boom boom> __________________

23-08-2007, 10:41	#3
Kamikaze_Pigeon Sake Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Osaka, Japan Posts: 187	thanks, something like...... Count Monty du Pont was so short that instead of sending him to the guilotine he was sent to the <BLANK> __________________

23-08-2007, 11:01	#4
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	My mother in law smelled so bad next doors son decided to post a BLANK through their letterbox... Any good? __________________

23-08-2007, 11:59	#6
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	You are so ** at your job, next time you ** up I'm going to <blank> you with a <blank> __________________

23-08-2007, 17:09	#8
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Eeee, our Desmo. He had one too many beers and a curry that he couldn't tell his blank from his elbow. Thats an impressive katana you have there Mr Shinagawa, it looks sharp enough to lop off any mans blank. An embarassed Mr Blair said that the only reason Leo came along was due to a combination of bad light and sticking it up the wrong blank. He looked at my the wrong way said Feek, so I shot the blank. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

23-08-2007, 10:37	#2
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	I can't remember what format the questions were in? Any examples you can give? Good idea btw! BB x

23-08-2007, 11:35	#5
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	'Britney Spears has been having such a traumatic time recently in the papers; so much so that she dramatically shaved her <BLANK>' BB x

23-08-2007, 17:23	#9
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	"The door was blocked at the front, so the postman took it up the <blank>" __________________