All we want to do is Eat Your Brains!

Garp · 27-08-2007, 23:41

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo

Okay.. thats a song to learn ready for the next time I turn up at a meet with Geeetar

Sing a long if you want:

Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
And then you’ll have to make the call
I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me
I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we’ll table this for now
I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell
And we’ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

Mark · 28-08-2007, 01:27

Zombies?

Just you wait until Pheebs sees this thread.

Garp · 28-08-2007, 07:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark

Zombies?

Just you wait until Pheebs sees this thread.

hehe.. strangely enough she's whom I had in mind when I posted this

Unusually the artist releases these songs under a Creative Commons licence. Full chords & lyrics can be got from his website!

Feek · 28-08-2007, 09:41

We worked out a good anti-zombie team whilst we were away, I can't remember who else was in it but I know I was needed with my Winchester and Shotgun

Goose · 28-08-2007, 16:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feek

We worked out a good anti-zombie team whilst we were away, I can't remember who else was in it but I know I was needed with my Winchester and Shotgun

I was included too. I'm sure you can keep them busy whilst I fuel a plane.

Darrin · 28-08-2007, 11:41

I'll bring the .303 and the .44!!

Oh, and I can get my brother to send out the .50 blackpowders as well. I don't think he'd let go of the Sharps .45-70, though.

mejinks · 31-08-2007, 22:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrin

I'll bring the .303 and the .44!!

Oh, and I can get my brother to send out the .50 blackpowders as well. I don't think he'd let go of the Sharps .45-70, though.

Personally, I would have a Winchester '73 for up close and personal and sheer "fun", an L1A1 with a AN-PVS10 (need to find a conversion kit) for the long range jobs, a Bren just because it makes me look cool

and if there was any space left on my body for a side arm, I would probably plump for a desert eagle.

Now if only I could find room for an L11A1, I would be very very happy.

Tak · 28-08-2007, 16:42

Love it

Belmit · 28-08-2007, 17:09

What's weird is that I too have written a song about a zombie invasion. It's called 'They Come Alive!' (in the style of the old 50s movie posters) and I have the tune but not all the lyrics yet. Might look into finishing it soon.

Belmit · 31-08-2007, 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

Might look into finishing it soon.

Just spent my lunch hour writing the first two verses and chorus.

27-08-2007, 23:41	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	All we want to do is Eat Your Brains! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo Okay.. thats a song to learn ready for the next time I turn up at a meet with Geeetar Sing a long if you want: Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been? Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now I really wish you’d let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns And then you’ll have to make the call I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I guess I am I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up I know we’ll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we’ll table this for now I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell And we’ll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

28-08-2007, 09:41	#4
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	We worked out a good anti-zombie team whilst we were away, I can't remember who else was in it but I know I was needed with my Winchester and Shotgun __________________

28-08-2007, 11:41	#6
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	I'll bring the .303 and the .44!! Oh, and I can get my brother to send out the .50 blackpowders as well. I don't think he'd let go of the Sharps .45-70, though. __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

28-08-2007, 16:42	#8
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	Love it __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

28-08-2007, 17:09	#9
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	What's weird is that I too have written a song about a zombie invasion. It's called 'They Come Alive!' (in the style of the old 50s movie posters) and I have the tune but not all the lyrics yet. Might look into finishing it soon. __________________

28-08-2007, 01:27	#2
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Zombies? Just you wait until Pheebs sees this thread.