Some spam for the new section with Jonny69

Jonny69 · 30-08-2007, 20:24

Firstly curse this local region red wine from France. It's so young, honest and straightforward. It's not trying to be anything it's not and it's just so easy to drink. Well done France, you have come up trumps. Les Ormes de Cambras Merlot, 12% and it cost about €2.50

Second up when you're driving don't you hate over sensitive controls on the car? The brakes on the Scenic are like this. In the Pop you know where you stand, you have to press the brake as hard as you have to lean back to stop yourself tipping out the seat, in the Scenic the brake is much much lighter and you find yourself struggling not to tip onto the pedal and press it harder by mistake

Tonight it's spaghetti bolognese. I did it the comfort way with meat and veggies, tin of toms, slug of red wine and you know you love it, a jar of pasta sauce as well. Mmmm I'm hungry now

Tomorrow is work

but I am happy now

Dee · 30-08-2007, 20:38

I cant understand how the world is round, but people dont fall off.

Jonny69 · 30-08-2007, 20:42

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Originally Posted by Betty

I cant understand how the world is round, but people dont fall off.

I heard it's because the world spins round, it's like a roundabout. No wait that can't be true? :undecided:

Feek · 30-08-2007, 20:48

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Originally Posted by Jonny69

I heard it's because the world spins round, it's like a roundabout. No wait that can't be true? :undecided:

I already answered! The earth sucks, that's what keeps us on

Feek · 30-08-2007, 20:39

The earth sucks.

Dee · 30-08-2007, 20:41

Dropping toast buttered side down sucks more.

Mark · 30-08-2007, 21:36

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Originally Posted by Betty

Dropping toast buttered side down sucks more.

Attach buttered toast to the back of a cat (or kitten in your case) before it falls. Problem solved. Either that, or you just invented levitation.

Treefrog · 30-08-2007, 22:17

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Originally Posted by Mark

Attach buttered toast to the back of a cat (or kitten in your case) before it falls. Problem solved. Either that, or you just invented levitation.

TADAAAAAA!!!

Did you know a pig's willy is shaped like a corkscrew?

Belmit · 30-08-2007, 20:41

Ah, spam!

Reminds me of my old MG Midget. If you want to brake quicker, push harder! Other quirks; no synchromesh in first, horn replaced with a toggle switch by a previous owner, lights flashed full beam if I indicated, lights go off inbetween changing from dipped to full, and the doors, ignition, boot and petrol cap all had seperate keys. The most spectacular quirk was that at some point in the car's history someone had the great idea of removing the bonnet safety catch, causing the bonnet to fly up at 55 on a dual carriageway causing £1500 of damage. How I controlled it and parked up I'll never know.

I had sausage, liver and bacon casserole for dinner. Delicious.

Tak · 30-08-2007, 22:04

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Originally Posted by Belmit

I had sausage, liver and bacon casserole for dinner. Delicious.

Nom!!! Not eaten yet

I now have a craving...next time mic is on nights I know whats on the menu for me

30-08-2007, 20:24	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Some spam for the new section with Jonny69 Firstly curse this local region red wine from France. It's so young, honest and straightforward. It's not trying to be anything it's not and it's just so easy to drink. Well done France, you have come up trumps. Les Ormes de Cambras Merlot, 12% and it cost about €2.50 Second up when you're driving don't you hate over sensitive controls on the car? The brakes on the Scenic are like this. In the Pop you know where you stand, you have to press the brake as hard as you have to lean back to stop yourself tipping out the seat, in the Scenic the brake is much much lighter and you find yourself struggling not to tip onto the pedal and press it harder by mistake Tonight it's spaghetti bolognese. I did it the comfort way with meat and veggies, tin of toms, slug of red wine and you know you love it, a jar of pasta sauce as well. Mmmm I'm hungry now Tomorrow is work but I am happy now __________________

30-08-2007, 20:39	#5
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	The earth sucks. __________________

30-08-2007, 20:41	#9
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Ah, spam! Reminds me of my old MG Midget. If you want to brake quicker, push harder! Other quirks; no synchromesh in first, horn replaced with a toggle switch by a previous owner, lights flashed full beam if I indicated, lights go off inbetween changing from dipped to full, and the doors, ignition, boot and petrol cap all had seperate keys. The most spectacular quirk was that at some point in the car's history someone had the great idea of removing the bonnet safety catch, causing the bonnet to fly up at 55 on a dual carriageway causing £1500 of damage. How I controlled it and parked up I'll never know. I had sausage, liver and bacon casserole for dinner. Delicious. __________________

30-08-2007, 20:38	#2
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	I cant understand how the world is round, but people dont fall off.