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30-08-2007, 20:54 | #1 |
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It can't just be me?
Is it just me or are there a lot of products being advertised for constipation relief?
Oooh this advert looks nice and friendly I'm thinking right in the middle of my dinner... girl jumping around, happy music, doesn't look like a tampon advert... "I don't want to worry about CONSTIPATION at my job interview, I don't have to because I use FIBOGEL!!!" Aaaaaghhh!!!!!! Senokot, Laxocrystal drink etc... I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT!!! Can't these people eat fruit or something so I don't have to be bothered by their bowel gripe?
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30-08-2007, 22:11 | #2 |
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Out of interest, how can constipation EVER be something to worry about when you're actually at the interview?
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30-08-2007, 22:13 | #3 |
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Hmm, I'd've thought that crapping yourself at a job interview was more to be guarded against tbh.
But then again, maybe all these constipation cures are for the TV itself??? With all the crap that's on there these days .... IBTF
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30-08-2007, 22:27 | #4 |
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Its the DULCOease one i hate, "when i went to the toilet....bowel stuff....it was hard" FFS! I don't want a description of your poop, also just say poop. Stupid woman.
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30-08-2007, 22:58 | #5 |
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Whats the advert with Vagi something? Vagisil? Whenever the advert is on you hear murmer murmer VAGI... murmer murmer.
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Sounds like a cream to seal flanges
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30-08-2007, 23:16 | #7 |
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Reminds me of the 'If adverts told the truth' competition on b3ta.com.
"Vagisil. Because your vag is ill."
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31-08-2007, 06:17 | #8 | |
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I've pointed out the number of "Stool Softener" adverts there are at the moment to Leon. Why are they all done by women??? :undecided: And WHY are they so coy about it. It would be better if they just said "Dulcocalm, makes you sh1t", rather than banging on about soft stools. I think the best one is where she goes "Senokot (or whatever it is). Pass it on ". Makes me LOL
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31-08-2007, 08:35 | #9 |
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I hate the pregnancy test adverts - they always have a part in it with stream line water gushing in from the side and sploshing against that little stick.
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02-09-2007, 00:10 | #10 |
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Lol. My favourite is the one that says 'the most sophisticated technology you will ever pee on' - what other technology are you likely to pee on?!!
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