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Old 07-01-2008, 20:04   #1
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When I checked my bank account online at the end of December to check if my salary had been paid, there was a lot more than there should have been. Since I was away (still am), I didn't have access to my payslip so I asked my gorgeous flatmate to scan it and e-mail it to me. It showed that my NI contributions for the entire year (£2086.00) had been refunded. "Ayyup", I thought, "that's not right" so I e-mailed the co-ordinator in Aberdeen and asked him to investigate and find out what the wages people (Active Payroll) intended to do about it before I was tempted to spend it.

I got this e-mail from our finance department today:

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You will have noticed that in your December pay that you had a large refund of your National Insurance contributions for 2007/2008.

This is as a result of you earning “substantially” most of your earnings overseas. After a 52 week period we cannot take legally take these contributions if substantially all your earnings are earned overseas.

You can elect to pay minimum Class 2 contributions in UK if you wish, this is I believe £2 per week roughly if you don’t make normal contributions, this will retain benefits such as job seekers etc.
BACK OF THE NET MY SON.

I knew there had to be some benefit from working overseas. Because of the way I am paid (flat rate salary plus day rate for days away from home), about two thirds of my wages are earned outside the Uk.

All I need to do now is figure out how I'm going to spend it. I have a few ideas - none of which involves donations to you lot
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:06   #2
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All I need to do now is figure out how I'm going to spend it. I have a few ideas -
Oooh you could...
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none of which involves donations to you lot
Oh.....never mind.
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:09   #3
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All the yachties used to get all their money tax free the gits (so even a little stewardess earning £25k would be net/gross amount!). It's great that you got it back. I applied to get it back as I was working abroad a lot but I wasn't entitled to it

All I can say is, drinks are on you! So there is an advantage of working away from it all. At least you get decent weather.
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:20   #4
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I could do with some new shoes

Nice little surprise there Stan ! Especially this time of year !
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:21   #5
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Good on you though, fancy buying me a new camera?
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:22   #6
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Jammy bast!! Nice one though
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:23   #7
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Nice one Dude, Enjoy
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:31   #8
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More wine, wenches!
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:33   #9
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You jammy git very nice chrimb gift - I have a £100 vets bill if you're feeling generous to animals

Can we expect some whisky threads in the near future?
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Old 07-01-2008, 20:35   #10
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Can we expect some whisky threads in the near future?
You posted that just as I was clicking my bookmark to TheDrinkshop.com
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