A Rozzers Tale, Part erm .... I forget.

Von Smallhausen · 04-02-2008, 13:22

On Saturday night I had to arrest a bloke up who decided he would slap his partner around in the street and claimed it was no big deal and didn't need locking up. I took it as a big deal but anywway he stuck his hands out and the cuffs went on. To give him his due he was no bother and very compliant.

When I got him to the station he was booked in and taken to his cell and the lad who was custody assistant said to me that I should look into cell no .... ( Not the bloke I had arrested ).

I went and peeped through the viewer and was greeted by a lad, about 20, flat on his back, fast asleep, duds down and nob in hand. The lad had fallen asleep mid whack. I couldn't help but chuckle.

You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend.

Admiral Huddy · 04-02-2008, 13:24

haha .. and you were turned on by this? .. so you poked your trungeon through the peek hole

Filth !!

Mark · 04-02-2008, 13:28

Trungeon? truncheon.

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That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning?

Admiral Huddy · 04-02-2008, 15:08

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Originally Posted by Mark

Trungeon? truncheon.

[/nazi]

That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning?

Facist!

Fayshun · 04-02-2008, 15:41

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Originally Posted by Mark

That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning?

We get specialist cleaners in!

Stan_Lite · 05-02-2008, 00:52

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

We get specialist cleaners in!

Some people get all the good jobs

I had a random thought recently.
If you were walking in front of a prisoner who was high on drugs, leading them to their cell, would that make them a medicated follower of Fayshun?

Grandad · 05-02-2008, 00:56

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Originally Posted by Bigstan

If you were walking in front of a prisoner who was high on drugs, leading them to their cell, would that make them a medicated follower of Fayshun?

oh my word

Von Smallhausen · 04-02-2008, 13:33

I don't think he actually got to crash his milk float.

He fell asleep before the hyperdrive kicked in.

Jonny69 · 04-02-2008, 14:59

What? Why would you not wait until you get home?

Mark · 04-02-2008, 15:04

You have such a way with words there Von.

04-02-2008, 13:22	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	A Rozzers Tale, Part erm .... I forget. On Saturday night I had to arrest a bloke up who decided he would slap his partner around in the street and claimed it was no big deal and didn't need locking up. I took it as a big deal but anywway he stuck his hands out and the cuffs went on. To give him his due he was no bother and very compliant. When I got him to the station he was booked in and taken to his cell and the lad who was custody assistant said to me that I should look into cell no .... ( Not the bloke I had arrested ). I went and peeped through the viewer and was greeted by a lad, about 20, flat on his back, fast asleep, duds down and nob in hand. The lad had fallen asleep mid whack. I couldn't help but chuckle. You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

04-02-2008, 13:24	#2
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	haha .. and you were turned on by this? .. so you poked your trungeon through the peek hole Filth !! __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log

04-02-2008, 13:33	#8
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I don't think he actually got to crash his milk float. He fell asleep before the hyperdrive kicked in. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

04-02-2008, 14:59	#9
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	What? Why would you not wait until you get home? __________________

04-02-2008, 13:28	#3
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Trungeon? truncheon. [/nazi] That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning?

04-02-2008, 15:04	#10
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	You have such a way with words there Von.