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The Mouse King of Denmark
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Some of these have had me crying with laughter. I think my favourite so far has to be:
"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is in the bush."  http://server52204.uk2net.com/b3taproverbs/
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20-04-2008, 22:30
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L'Oréal
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Brilliant
"He who lives by the sword shall die by a tooth"  "Don't put all your eggs in the cat."
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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20-04-2008, 23:01
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Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals
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Gone through a few that weren't quite so funny and then got "Don't throw the baby out with a dangerous thing." and "Early bird catches half a dozen of the other.". Advice I can wholeheartedly endorse.
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20-04-2008, 23:02
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Moonshine
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"Among the blind a one-eyed man is a tooth."
"An eye for an eye and a tooth for the man. " hahahahahaha "Home is where you hang a vacuum." *dies*
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20-04-2008, 23:10
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Long Island Iced Tea
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"Don't make a mountain out of patients."
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20-04-2008, 23:22
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Vodka Martini
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You scratch my back and I'll scratch The Man.
How very true... (my tax bracket increased today.)
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21-04-2008, 00:39
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Apr 2008
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"If you can't beat em, join the cat"
"A bad workman blames the worm" "An eye for an eye & a tooth for the bathwater" 3 of my faves tonight.
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21-04-2008, 09:40
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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Curiosity killed one basket
A bird in the hand is worth money. True, true.
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21-04-2008, 09:41
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Penelope Pitstop
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Heh I got a funny one straight away:
"Don't put all your eggs in his tools." Some more amusing ones: "Bread is a friend to none." "Six of one is worth money" "Two heads are better than a vacuum."
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22-04-2008, 09:25
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Wants Big Meat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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I almost missed this!
"You scratch my back and I'll scratch in the bush."
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