Selling my Booty

Justsomebloke · 26-04-2008, 09:52

Did i suck you in thinking there was some nice booty in here, Well there is Not

Booty as in Car booty not Fantastic shaped Black womens bootys that hypnotise a fella into thinking the World has shifted of its axis causing major gravitational disturbances

*warning thread Detour dead ahead*
What is it with Black womens bootys anyways, How is it a Black woman can have a big arse, stick it in a set of jeans hanging it all out the back & swing it down the road so sexy liike all full of confidance but a white woman will constantly wear baggy crap that makes sit look saggy & then moans about it all the time saying they are fat

More white women doing the Booty call i say

Get the right shaped jeans & Swing that Ass

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Anyway... (I do go on don't I)
I'm doing my Booty sale tomorrow come wind rain tornados hurricanes world domination attempts or the enforcement of White slavery by Alien invaders, No matter what i am going to be standing in a field about 6am 'ish trying to sell a load of Junk to raise monies for my car tax

Booty has been raised from all corners of my Manor. I have to much to list but i have packed Everything in my house i don't use

Plus other junk i have picked up to clear it out of peoples way like 3 portable type tellys & Goodmans DVD/CD player & old VHS video camera

So that's me & I will be posting back my happenings on this Mission of Fund raising for the Tax the Vit charity.
I must say last time i had a right laugh chatting to the other Booters around me, Haggling with customers & Abusing the cheeky bidders.
My Classic line on the day is "Move Along & make way for Real buyers" One Dude i had to say it about 4 times to get him to **** off, I am like Move along please, No mate MOVE ALONG please, COME ON MOVE ALONG NOW !!!!

The other Booters were pissing themselves.
Nowt against Asians you should all know that about me but **** me they take the piss when it comes to Cheeky bids.
You have summit worth 25 quid you are selling for a tenner & they offer you 4 quid or summit

MOVE ALONG PLEASE MOVE ALONG

Justsomebloke · 26-04-2008, 12:50

There better be more people at my stool tomorrow than there is in this thread

Pebs · 26-04-2008, 12:56

Stall Malc, STALL!

Justsomebloke · 26-04-2008, 13:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

Stall Malc, STALL!

What are you on about woman

I will be in a field for hours & when i take a crap i want a decent Audience

Feek · 26-04-2008, 12:57

I got confused when you derailed your own thread!

Justsomebloke · 26-04-2008, 18:43

I'm set, I've got 2 pasting tables & all my Booty piled in boxes & crates in the kitchen, My jeep cleared out & reveresed on the drive ready for loading. All i have to do now is fill my belly big style tonight & get myself off to sleep early.
I'm thinking up at 4am

then I'll have time to shower, load up, have tea, walk Frank & set off around 5am. Then it'll be a quick set up & ready to catch the early risers

X's @ the mo will be 7 quid entry & about 3 quid cobs. I've had all my booty for nowt & even the petrol in my Vit was Free so it's all profit.
I'll be back tomorrow with either a zillion quid or nowt

In all honesty 200 quid will be a good day, 50 quid will be just ok but if i get 100 quid for my Tax then I will be Happy

Wish me Luck.

Piggymon · 26-04-2008, 18:44

Good luck !

MarcLister · 26-04-2008, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piggymon

Good luck !

Echoed.

You could always try selling five pound notes for £10.

Might work, you never know until you try....and get done for fraud.

Fayshun · 26-04-2008, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarcLister

Echoed.

You could always try selling five pound notes for £10.

Might work, you never know until you try....and get done for fraud.

That's not fraud, that's entrepreneurialism!

A mate of mine did a car boot years ago, she had a box of 9 sink taps from out her dad's workshop. Bloke came up "How much?"

"Pound each or you can have the lot for a tenner"

Bloke went away, and returned about an hour later.

Then paid a tenner for the lot.

Wossi · 26-04-2008, 19:12

Good luck dude.

26-04-2008, 09:52	#1
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Selling my Booty Did i suck you in thinking there was some nice booty in here, Well there is Not Booty as in Car booty not Fantastic shaped Black womens bootys that hypnotise a fella into thinking the World has shifted of its axis causing major gravitational disturbances warning thread Detour dead ahead What is it with Black womens bootys anyways, How is it a Black woman can have a big arse, stick it in a set of jeans hanging it all out the back & swing it down the road so sexy liike all full of confidance but a white woman will constantly wear baggy crap that makes sit look saggy & then moans about it all the time saying they are fat More white women doing the Booty call i say Get the right shaped jeans & Swing that Ass Follow Detour for Thread Original direction >>>>> Anyway... (I do go on don't I) I'm doing my Booty sale tomorrow come wind rain tornados hurricanes world domination attempts or the enforcement of White slavery by Alien invaders, No matter what i am going to be standing in a field about 6am 'ish trying to sell a load of Junk to raise monies for my car tax Booty has been raised from all corners of my Manor. I have to much to list but i have packed Everything in my house i don't use Plus other junk i have picked up to clear it out of peoples way like 3 portable type tellys & Goodmans DVD/CD player & old VHS video camera So that's me & I will be posting back my happenings on this Mission of Fund raising for the Tax the Vit charity. I must say last time i had a right laugh chatting to the other Booters around me, Haggling with customers & Abusing the cheeky bidders. My Classic line on the day is "Move Along & make way for Real buyers" One Dude i had to say it about 4 times to get him to ** off, I am like Move along please, No mate MOVE ALONG please, COME ON MOVE ALONG NOW !!!! The other Booters were pissing themselves. Nowt against Asians you should all know that about me but ** me they take the piss when it comes to Cheeky bids. You have summit worth 25 quid you are selling for a tenner & they offer you 4 quid or summit MOVE ALONG PLEASE MOVE ALONG __________________

26-04-2008, 12:50	#2
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	There better be more people at my stool tomorrow than there is in this thread __________________

26-04-2008, 12:56	#3
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Stall Malc, STALL! __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

26-04-2008, 12:57	#5
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	I got confused when you derailed your own thread! __________________

26-04-2008, 18:43	#6
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	I'm set, I've got 2 pasting tables & all my Booty piled in boxes & crates in the kitchen, My jeep cleared out & reveresed on the drive ready for loading. All i have to do now is fill my belly big style tonight & get myself off to sleep early. I'm thinking up at 4am then I'll have time to shower, load up, have tea, walk Frank & set off around 5am. Then it'll be a quick set up & ready to catch the early risers X's @ the mo will be 7 quid entry & about 3 quid cobs. I've had all my booty for nowt & even the petrol in my Vit was Free so it's all profit. I'll be back tomorrow with either a zillion quid or nowt In all honesty 200 quid will be a good day, 50 quid will be just ok but if i get 100 quid for my Tax then I will be Happy Wish me Luck. __________________

26-04-2008, 18:44	#7
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Good luck ! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

26-04-2008, 19:12	#10
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	Good luck dude.