Poo :(

Feek · 07-05-2008, 11:22

I've not been able to do a poo for two days.

That is all.

Justsomebloke · 07-05-2008, 11:24

Mix yourself a fresh salad made from the finest ingredients.
Smother it in Olive oil & I mean Smother it.
Eat, Num num num num num.
Wait all the while knowing shortly you will be ****ting for England.
JD.

Jonny69 · 07-05-2008, 11:31

Ah my kinda thread

Hope you're keeping an eye on movements though Feekles

Prunes, dried apricots, raisins, good strong coffee, muesli, bran etc. Think brown

Pheebs · 07-05-2008, 11:31

BRanflakes FTW!

divine · 07-05-2008, 11:32

Drink a couple of litres of orange juice (not squash). You won't be able to hold it in.

I know this because last year during some hot weather I decided lots of OJ was a good way to keep my hydration up. Which it was, until it all came out the arse end very shortly after.

iCraig · 07-05-2008, 11:52

Couple of bowls of branflakes, an apple and a strong black coffee.

You'll soon be launching a brown submarine.

Flibster · 07-05-2008, 12:05

Or - go to Heathrow and get someone to phone in saying you're trying to smuggle drugs.

They'll soon have someone there with a rubber glove and a spoon to 'search'

Desmo · 07-05-2008, 12:15

12 Weetabix set me off once. Wasn't a pretty sight

Lana · 07-05-2008, 12:15

Get some carrots and celery and eat them raw with hummous. Raw veggies are great for fiber content.
And prune juice works very well, apparantly they use it in hospitals for extreme cases.

iCraig · 07-05-2008, 12:17

Or find some mints/chewing gum that use sorbitol as a sweetener. Snaffle as many as you can and it'll be like shoes falling out of a loft hatch.

07-05-2008, 11:22	#1
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Poo :( I've not been able to do a poo for two days. That is all. __________________

07-05-2008, 11:24	#2
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Mix yourself a fresh salad made from the finest ingredients. Smother it in Olive oil & I mean Smother it. Eat, Num num num num num. Wait all the while knowing shortly you will be ****ting for England. JD. __________________

07-05-2008, 11:31	#3
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Ah my kinda thread Hope you're keeping an eye on movements though Feekles Prunes, dried apricots, raisins, good strong coffee, muesli, bran etc. Think brown __________________

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Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	BRanflakes FTW! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

07-05-2008, 11:32	#5
divine Moonshine Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Southampton Posts: 3,201	Drink a couple of litres of orange juice (not squash). You won't be able to hold it in. I know this because last year during some hot weather I decided lots of OJ was a good way to keep my hydration up. Which it was, until it all came out the arse end very shortly after. __________________

07-05-2008, 11:52	#6
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	Couple of bowls of branflakes, an apple and a strong black coffee. You'll soon be launching a brown submarine. __________________

07-05-2008, 12:05	#7
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	Or - go to Heathrow and get someone to phone in saying you're trying to smuggle drugs. They'll soon have someone there with a rubber glove and a spoon to 'search' __________________

07-05-2008, 12:15	#8
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	12 Weetabix set me off once. Wasn't a pretty sight __________________

07-05-2008, 12:15	#9
Lana Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 242	Get some carrots and celery and eat them raw with hummous. Raw veggies are great for fiber content. And prune juice works very well, apparantly they use it in hospitals for extreme cases.

07-05-2008, 12:17	#10
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	Or find some mints/chewing gum that use sorbitol as a sweetener. Snaffle as many as you can and it'll be like shoes falling out of a loft hatch. __________________