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02-06-2008, 13:22 | #1 |
Deep Throat
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Random Hairy Sneezing
I just had a HUuuUUge sneezing fit and upon blowing my nose and pulling the tissue away... there was a really long hair on the tissue...
But ... pulling the tissue further away made my nose tickle. Why? Because the other end was still up my nostril. As I pulled it and I could feel it coming up the back of my throat and out through the tops of my nose and then nostril *cue eyes watering and needing to sneeze again*. It felt weird... and now I'm just staring at it and it's staring at me. It's.... one sec.... 29cms long and has a knot at the end of it. *keeps it to show Picky when he gets home* How on EARTH did that happen?!?!?!! *ponders* I have the most exciting things happen to me in the day *ponders over and out* |
02-06-2008, 13:24 | #2 |
Bananaman
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Shexy pheebs, shexxy
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02-06-2008, 13:25 | #3 |
The Last Airbender
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Eeeewwwwww!!!!
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02-06-2008, 13:29 | #4 |
Absinthe
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I'd like it back actually.
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02-06-2008, 13:30 | #5 | |
Deep Throat
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You think so? Wanna see it!? Do ya!? Huh huh huh? I could web cam it to you and reenact it! My initial thought too.... followed by "Thank CHRIST it wasn't attached and a growing nostril hair" then "Whaaaaaaaaa???!?! How did it happen?!?!" and then finally "I hope it didn't come from my brain " What have you been doing up my nostril!?! |
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02-06-2008, 13:53 | #6 |
Moonshine
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That is awesome. No other word.
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02-06-2008, 14:03 | #7 |
Bananaman
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Pictures then tbh...
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02-06-2008, 14:17 | #8 |
Deep Throat
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There it is! On an A4 bit of paper! Had to adjust the levels to make it stand out! And before anyone asks that's the knot in it (It's Huuuuuuuuuge) - not snot. No snot was attached. Now. I am procrastinating... must continue with work! (sorry if I have ruined anyones lunch) |
02-06-2008, 14:27 | #9 |
Screaming Orgasm
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Does it still have a follicle attached?
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02-06-2008, 14:38 | #10 |
The list is long, but distinguished
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Worms tbh.
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