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Old 02-06-2008, 13:22   #1
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Question Random Hairy Sneezing

I just had a HUuuUUge sneezing fit and upon blowing my nose and pulling the tissue away... there was a really long hair on the tissue...

But

... pulling the tissue further away made my nose tickle. Why? Because the other end was still up my nostril.

As I pulled it and I could feel it coming up the back of my throat and out through the tops of my nose and then nostril *cue eyes watering and needing to sneeze again*. It felt weird... and now I'm just staring at it and it's staring at me.


It's.... one sec.... 29cms long and has a knot at the end of it.

*keeps it to show Picky when he gets home*

How on EARTH did that happen?!?!?!!


*ponders* I have the most exciting things happen to me in the day *ponders over and out*
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Old 02-06-2008, 13:24   #2
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Shexy pheebs, shexxy
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Old 02-06-2008, 13:25   #3
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Eeeewwwwww!!!!
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Old 02-06-2008, 13:29   #4
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I'd like it back actually.
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Old 02-06-2008, 13:30   #5
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you've probably breathed it in in your sleep and it's just sat there tickling away until you sneezed
*plans to stop breathing at night now*

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Shexy pheebs, shexxy
You think so? Wanna see it!? Do ya!? Huh huh huh? I could web cam it to you and reenact it!

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Eeeewwwwww!!!!
My initial thought too.... followed by "Thank CHRIST it wasn't attached and a growing nostril hair" then "Whaaaaaaaaa???!?! How did it happen?!?!" and then finally "I hope it didn't come from my brain "

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I'd like it back actually.
What have you been doing up my nostril!?!
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Old 02-06-2008, 13:53   #6
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That is awesome. No other word.
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Old 02-06-2008, 14:03   #7
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Pictures then tbh...
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Old 02-06-2008, 14:17   #8
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There it is! On an A4 bit of paper! Had to adjust the levels to make it stand out!

And before anyone asks that's the knot in it (It's Huuuuuuuuuge) - not snot. No snot was attached.

Now.

I am procrastinating... must continue with work!



(sorry if I have ruined anyones lunch)
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Old 02-06-2008, 14:27   #9
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Does it still have a follicle attached?
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Old 02-06-2008, 14:38   #10
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Worms tbh.
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