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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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Dealing with French clients.
As we consider moving into the French market we are met with the challenge of the French refusing to speak English. We have decided to provide you with a simple three step process suitable for all management levels. This is provided at no cost by your ever helpful Support team.
E: Do you speak English? F: Vous Parlez anglais? E: Why not? F: Pourquoi pas? E: Go and find someone who does... F: Allez trouver quelqu'un qui fait...
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20-06-2008, 10:03
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Deep Throat
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lol!
Get them to add on the end: E: (singing) "I caaant speak Freench, so I'll leet the funky music do the taalking tallking nooooOOow!" *gyrate and dance like a crazed beast* |
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20-06-2008, 10:40
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20-06-2008, 10:36
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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lol, what?
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21-06-2008, 12:12
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Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals
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The French aren't all that bad, some of them are even quite passable company. 
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20-06-2008, 11:34
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I've always got on well with the French myself, Love the women & even spent a few months in Romainville shacked up with one, Passionnant et stimulant et très sexy
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20-06-2008, 11:50
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Absinthe
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Just be glad you don't deal with Italians (or do you) they are without a doubt, the laziest people on the planet. Tectonic plates move quicker than they do. Driving wise it's like demolition derby, especially in the centre of Milan.
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20-06-2008, 12:24
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BBx woz 'ere :P
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The French are a bunch of ****s anyway why you'd want to deal with them I just don't know....
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20-06-2008, 19:30
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20-06-2008, 13:47
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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To be fair I do like the French and I'm embarrassed by my lack of day to day French when they can conduct business meetings in English with little effort. Wossi, we deal with Italians and I agree with you there.
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