Boredom and Uncyclopedia

[Pickers]

THe uncyclopedia rears its ugly head, this time giving a description of the often misused noun/verb "foof"

Originally Posted by uncyclopedia

Foofing is described as the passing of one's gas. This creates a magnetic field. The magnetic field destroys all senses of smell. Therefore, farts, or foofs, are deadly. After the foof disinigrates, the leftovers, or the vapor remnants, destroys the remaining oxygen particles, making it impossible for humans to breathe. One day, a large shiny object shall make a BIG foof and destroy all signs of oxygen from this planet. Us humans will immediately die a painful and long death over the next thousand years.

If you look at a foof long enough, you will see a picture. A hidden picture. It will consume your mind and soul. You will not be able to hear, think, remember, taste, feel, or do anything but wait for the end of the world to come. This is why no one should look at a foof, let alone make one. If someone does make a foof, I shall hunt them down and slaughter them to death. If that doesn't work, I will force them to listen to Cher music.

I hope thats cleared the air!

[Belmit]

This just reminded me of a clip I saw advertising Paramount Comedy's new stand-up show. There's a guy I recognise and is either Aussie or a Kiwi, can't remember which, but he says something like 'Britain is the only place in the world that uses 'glass' as a verb.'

[Piggymon]

NOOOOOOOOOOO a foof is a special ladypart.

[Pickers]

foofs ftw!

Aw shiugar - pheebs here!