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09-07-2008, 14:27 | #1 |
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Last person alive
Slightly depressing thread ahead.
Imagine you were (possibly) the only person left alive apart from a bunch of vampires just like I am Legend, what would you do? Me, I'd drive to work as it's the middle of nowhere pretty much, build a big sturdy fence all around it, knock down the houses nearby and fit metal shutters/bars on all the windows for security. Nip down the road to the local Land Rover garage and grab a couple of them then drive to the local army barracks and see what weapons and ammo I can pilfer. I'd then transform my works building into somewhere liveable including a fully working gym and cinema room with plenty of cold storage for all the perishable food I can get hold off and for the hell of it, grab a transit van and fill it with whatever I can from Amazon's main warehouse. There's probably more that would need doing but that's the main lot. |
09-07-2008, 14:33 | #2 |
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Climb Nelson's Column and fap like mad.
Then something sensible involving a secure bunker, stockpiling food and weaponry, and learning how to fly a 'copter.
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09-07-2008, 20:01 | #3 |
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09-07-2008, 20:52 | #4 |
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Hey, I'll kep trying until they're all crashed!
Failing that I'll grow a thin moustache and travel by hot-air balloon.
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09-07-2008, 20:59 | #5 |
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That's the spirit! But can't vampires fly?
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09-07-2008, 21:01 | #6 |
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Nah. They never show up on their passport photo.
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09-07-2008, 14:46 | #7 |
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I don't like thinking about stuff like that - that film gave me nightmares for weeks
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09-07-2008, 14:49 | #8 |
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To much to list.
Basically drive down South get a decent Yacht then sale off to somewhere that has Weed plantations. On the way I'd pick up owt I fancied like some tunes & a decent looking mannequin |
09-07-2008, 14:52 | #9 |
Absinthe
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Oh I did forget to say I would own the largest collection of porn ever.
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09-07-2008, 14:59 | #10 |
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If you're the only person alive, one mag would be the largest collection!
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