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Old 09-07-2008, 14:27   #1
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Slightly depressing thread ahead.

Imagine you were (possibly) the only person left alive apart from a bunch of vampires just like I am Legend, what would you do?

Me, I'd drive to work as it's the middle of nowhere pretty much, build a big sturdy fence all around it, knock down the houses nearby and fit metal shutters/bars on all the windows for security.
Nip down the road to the local Land Rover garage and grab a couple of them then drive to the local army barracks and see what weapons and ammo I can pilfer.
I'd then transform my works building into somewhere liveable including a fully working gym and cinema room with plenty of cold storage for all the perishable food I can get hold off and for the hell of it, grab a transit van and fill it with whatever I can from Amazon's main warehouse.

There's probably more that would need doing but that's the main lot.
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Old 09-07-2008, 14:33   #2
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Climb Nelson's Column and fap like mad.

Then something sensible involving a secure bunker, stockpiling food and weaponry, and learning how to fly a 'copter.
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Old 09-07-2008, 20:01   #3
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...and learning how to fly a 'copter.
Good luck with that!
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Old 09-07-2008, 20:52   #4
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Good luck with that!
Hey, I'll kep trying until they're all crashed!

Failing that I'll grow a thin moustache and travel by hot-air balloon.
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Old 09-07-2008, 20:59   #5
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Hey, I'll kep trying until they're all crashed!

Failing that I'll grow a thin moustache and travel by hot-air balloon.
That's the spirit! But can't vampires fly?
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Old 09-07-2008, 21:01   #6
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That's the spirit! But can't vampires fly?
Nah. They never show up on their passport photo.
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Old 09-07-2008, 14:46   #7
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I don't like thinking about stuff like that - that film gave me nightmares for weeks

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To much to list.

Basically drive down South get a decent Yacht then sale off to somewhere that has Weed plantations.
On the way I'd pick up owt I fancied like some tunes & a decent looking mannequin
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Old 09-07-2008, 14:52   #9
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Oh I did forget to say I would own the largest collection of porn ever.
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If you're the only person alive, one mag would be the largest collection!
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