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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Don't you hate it when...
... your brain malfunctions and doesn't work in accordance with your mouth?
I just said *THE* most STOOPIDEST things ever. In the history of stupid things said. I just rang a rather important Licensing company to enquire as to whether they received my designs etc. Me: "Good afternoon, is it possible to speak to Liz?" Receptionist: "Sure, hold on one second I'll put you through" *ring ring... ring ring* Liz: "Hello Liz speaking." Me: "Hello Liz! ... You did say Liz didn't you?! I thought for a millisecond you said Phil!" WHAT?!?! WHAT ON EARTH WAS MY MOUTH DOING!?!?!?! WHY DID IT SAY THAT!! How on EARTH does Phil... sound like Liz?!?!? And I KNEW I was speaking to Liz?! Omg. Seriously I feel like such a twit. I just wanted to die. And normally I am ace on the telephone  Please tell me others out there have said equally divvy things to important people. Please. *hopes she found it funny or otherwise forgets entirely* |
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02-10-2008, 15:46
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Chef extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Infinite Loop
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I always thank people for no reason and say stupid things, it's because I tend to talk too fast
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02-10-2008, 15:57
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Penelope Pitstop
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Usually something like 'thanks for calling' when I called them.
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02-10-2008, 16:00
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Manchester
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I said thankyou to a cash machine by mistake the other day
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02-10-2008, 16:13
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I have a bad habit of saying 'jizz' so it sounds like 'cheers' (FIGHT THE MAN!!!!)...And the other night, a taxi driver caught me out. 'Did you just say jizz?' Er...Yes. 'Hah....we used to do that in high school.' *n
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Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me. |
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03-10-2008, 16:47
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Leighton Buzzard
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  Something I've never done in nearly 25 years of living. 
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03-10-2008, 23:58
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BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
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Absinthe
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04-10-2008, 00:28
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