Opening a yoghurt

cleanbluesky · 03-10-2008, 13:34

I just opened a yoghurt and got it all down me, now I'm all sticky. I think its so stupid of me that I can't even open a yoghurt...

Anyone else had similar mishaps when opening things?

Gnat · 03-10-2008, 13:35

mullerlight yoghurts always spray a bit out when i open them.

I open them over the sink now, and open it facing away fro me

Belmit · 03-10-2008, 13:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by cleanbluesky/ Reuters

I'm all sticky.

You are Butters.

My mum opened one of those UHT milk things on a plane once, and sprayed it all over the bodybuilder sat next to her. Ruined a perfectly lovely pair of multicoloured stretchy nylon workout bottoms.

penski · 03-10-2008, 14:10

I have trouble eating from a spoon without getting whatever it is all over my face/beard/tache/top...That said, I just managed a (scrummy) Boots Shapers Blackcurrant Granola yoghurt with only a minor mishap.

*n

ctj · 03-10-2008, 14:18

I thought you had just broken your foot? You didn't mention motor neurone disease?

Pheebs · 03-10-2008, 14:21

Yeh. Everytime I open a cake box... it goes everywhere. Especially on my face. They've like got some pheebs-gravitational field around them or something.

It's such a bummer ending up with a cake covered face.

bledd. · 03-10-2008, 14:26

everytime my girlfriend opens a chocolate bar, she manages to split it right down the middle of the wrapper, then leaves it half eaten above the glove box, nice!

Piggymon · 03-10-2008, 17:22

My yoghurt attacked me when I opened it yesterday

SidewinderINC · 03-10-2008, 17:27

Yeah, I opened a bottle of beer and sliced my hand open once. that was a disaster nearly involving a trip to the hospital

Tak · 03-10-2008, 17:46

The cut from the end of the potato peeler I did at cp has only just healed

where it was on my palm it kept opening up again

03-10-2008, 13:34	#1
cleanbluesky Abandoned Ship Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 492	Opening a yoghurt I just opened a yoghurt and got it all down me, now I'm all sticky. I think its so stupid of me that I can't even open a yoghurt... Anyone else had similar mishaps when opening things?

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Gnat BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 500	mullerlight yoghurts always spray a bit out when i open them. I open them over the sink now, and open it facing away fro me __________________ words are more treacherous and powerful than we think

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penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	I have trouble eating from a spoon without getting whatever it is all over my face/beard/tache/top...That said, I just managed a (scrummy) Boots Shapers Blackcurrant Granola yoghurt with only a minor mishap. *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.

03-10-2008, 14:21	#6
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Yeh. Everytime I open a cake box... it goes everywhere. Especially on my face. They've like got some pheebs-gravitational field around them or something. It's such a bummer ending up with a cake covered face. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

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Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	My yoghurt attacked me when I opened it yesterday __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

03-10-2008, 14:18	#5
ctj Nice weak cup of Earl Grey Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Im in ur forumz, increasin your ethinc diverzityz Posts: 13	I thought you had just broken your foot? You didn't mention motor neurone disease?

03-10-2008, 14:26	#7
bledd. Nice weak cup of Earl Grey Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Cardiff / St Davids Posts: 17	everytime my girlfriend opens a chocolate bar, she manages to split it right down the middle of the wrapper, then leaves it half eaten above the glove box, nice!

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SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	Yeah, I opened a bottle of beer and sliced my hand open once. that was a disaster nearly involving a trip to the hospital __________________ No Sig.

03-10-2008, 17:46	#10
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	The cut from the end of the potato peeler I did at cp has only just healed where it was on my palm it kept opening up again __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!