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Old 08-08-2007, 22:50   #1
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Comedy genius, and I feel the pain!

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Old 08-08-2007, 23:12   #2
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I'm pissing myself here....

Poor sod... 4 times!
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Old 08-08-2007, 23:17   #3
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*stolen quotage*

Author: Agency_Scum
Date: 18/07/07 01:06

Also, please don't try drinking 2 pints of real ale an hour before the 8pm dose ( oh go on ). You'll fart so hard and loud you'll terrify yourself, mind you you will be projectile sh1tting at the time so that might take the edge off the fun.


That thread starts of funny & ends up Hilarious
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Old 08-08-2007, 23:24   #4
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*wipes tears of laughter away from his eyes*

POOR SOD!

But sooo funny.

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Old 08-08-2007, 23:32   #5
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What an eloquent tale! Very funny indeed.
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:27   #6
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PMSL.. been trying to sit here and not laugh (stan is asleep in the next room over from me) I've literally got tears running down by face both from amusement and the effort involved to not laugh.
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Old 09-08-2007, 13:28   #7
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Hilarious! The mental images... LOL

I need the loo now...
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:42   #8
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Having seen the effects of picolax, all I can say is MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, poor sod.

Josh had to suffer the wrath of Agent Picolax aged about 9 months when they unplumbed his colostomy bag and reconnected his bum hole.

Poor little bugger managed to smile while drinking nothing but Diarolyte and then almost immediatly losing it out through the knackered plumbing in his belly.
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:29   #9
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Nobel Prize for Literature material there methinks
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:44   #10
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Exhausting reading, I feel like I was with him every step of the way!!!
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