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Mark · 30-08-2007, 21:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Dropping toast buttered side down sucks more.

Attach buttered toast to the back of a cat (or kitten in your case) before it falls. Problem solved. Either that, or you just invented levitation.

Tak · 30-08-2007, 22:04

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Originally Posted by Belmit

I had sausage, liver and bacon casserole for dinner. Delicious.

Nom!!! Not eaten yet

I now have a craving...next time mic is on nights I know whats on the menu for me

Treefrog · 30-08-2007, 22:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark

Attach buttered toast to the back of a cat (or kitten in your case) before it falls. Problem solved. Either that, or you just invented levitation.

TADAAAAAA!!!

Did you know a pig's willy is shaped like a corkscrew?

Belmit · 30-08-2007, 23:13

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Originally Posted by Jonny69

Sausage, liver and bacon casserole sounds nice. Mashed potato with it? I would have mash.

Always mash. Except tonight when I couldn't be bothered to mash 'em!

lostkat · 31-08-2007, 06:27

I bought a beige Peugeot 309 GL 1.3 and drove it to work and back for the summer. It had binding brake calipers, which made the brakes boil if you drove further than about 10 miles, but it just wasn't worth fixing them. My brakes used to give off smoke at the traffic lights on the way to work

I had Moules Marinere (boil in a bag from Tesco) for tea with a wholemeal baguette, because Leon had buggered off on a work do. It was divine. I got thoroughly tickled when he got home for daring to have one of his favourite foods in the world. HA! Serves him right for having a life

Fayshun · 31-08-2007, 06:37

My first car was a red Ford Escort estate. The breather pipes got blocked on the way home from work once and it exploded in a shower of oil.

My sister finally killed it after I left home. She said someone ran in to it in a carpark and wrote it off, but I suspect it was her and her fraudulent insurance claims.

For dinner, I had microwave custody food. This stuff manages to not go off, sat at an ambient temperature for 18months. According to the ingredients there's no artificial preservatives in them. I think in 10,000 years when Mankind has wiped Himself off the face of the Earth, the cockroaches will be eating them.

They're made by Westlers of crap 1970's cinema burger/hot dog 'fame'.

Feek · 31-08-2007, 07:56

The first car I ever owned was a Cavalier CDi (I'd always had company cars until then) and it looked awesome as the previous owner had put it on lowered springs. Sitting against the kerb it was all low and sleek and ready to burst forward with all haste if you just tickled the throttle.

The problem was that he'd not touched the shocks which because of the model of the car were already quite soft and being a few years old, they were even softer so the ride was very much like a Citroen 2CV, only worse. It bounced and wallowed around the road and I'm told it looked quite funny when seen from behind with it bouncing all over the place.

Last night we had fish and chips for our tea and very nice it was too

Stan_Lite · 31-08-2007, 08:25

My first car was a Renault 9. I picked it up from the previous owner and took it for a spin. About 5 miles from home, the back box decided to part company with the rest of the vehicle, forcing me to make peoples eardrums bleed all the way to the exhaust repair place.

I have been eating soup and bread all week due to having a very upset tummy and a seriously squirty bottom.

Feek · 31-08-2007, 08:29

Oh yes Stan, I forgot about that - The same thing happened when I picked up the Cavalier, the back box fell almost completely off as I was travelling along the M27, I pulled into the next services (M3 I think), pulled off what was remaining and dumped it in a rubbish bin then drove all the way back home (nearly four hours) with the radio turned up very loud, sounding like a tractor.

Have some hard boiled egg sarnies, that'll sort out your bottom!

mejinks · 31-08-2007, 08:37

My first car was a VW golf which broke down when I was on my way to an interview with 118. I remember I had carb icing and had to strip the airbox down to get at the venturi. The thing was bullet proof, I skidded on ice through and out the other side of a trolley park one christmas holiday and came out without a scratch.

Last night I had Salad with baked potato and tuna.

31-08-2007, 06:27	#15
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	I bought a beige Peugeot 309 GL 1.3 and drove it to work and back for the summer. It had binding brake calipers, which made the brakes boil if you drove further than about 10 miles, but it just wasn't worth fixing them. My brakes used to give off smoke at the traffic lights on the way to work I had Moules Marinere (boil in a bag from Tesco) for tea with a wholemeal baguette, because Leon had buggered off on a work do. It was divine. I got thoroughly tickled when he got home for daring to have one of his favourite foods in the world. HA! Serves him right for having a life __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

31-08-2007, 06:37	#16
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	My first car was a red Ford Escort estate. The breather pipes got blocked on the way home from work once and it exploded in a shower of oil. My sister finally killed it after I left home. She said someone ran in to it in a carpark and wrote it off, but I suspect it was her and her fraudulent insurance claims. For dinner, I had microwave custody food. This stuff manages to not go off, sat at an ambient temperature for 18months. According to the ingredients there's no artificial preservatives in them. I think in 10,000 years when Mankind has wiped Himself off the face of the Earth, the cockroaches will be eating them. They're made by Westlers of crap 1970's cinema burger/hot dog 'fame'. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

31-08-2007, 07:56	#17
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	The first car I ever owned was a Cavalier CDi (I'd always had company cars until then) and it looked awesome as the previous owner had put it on lowered springs. Sitting against the kerb it was all low and sleek and ready to burst forward with all haste if you just tickled the throttle. The problem was that he'd not touched the shocks which because of the model of the car were already quite soft and being a few years old, they were even softer so the ride was very much like a Citroen 2CV, only worse. It bounced and wallowed around the road and I'm told it looked quite funny when seen from behind with it bouncing all over the place. Last night we had fish and chips for our tea and very nice it was too __________________

31-08-2007, 08:25	#18
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	My first car was a Renault 9. I picked it up from the previous owner and took it for a spin. About 5 miles from home, the back box decided to part company with the rest of the vehicle, forcing me to make peoples eardrums bleed all the way to the exhaust repair place. I have been eating soup and bread all week due to having a very upset tummy and a seriously squirty bottom. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

31-08-2007, 08:29	#19
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Oh yes Stan, I forgot about that - The same thing happened when I picked up the Cavalier, the back box fell almost completely off as I was travelling along the M27, I pulled into the next services (M3 I think), pulled off what was remaining and dumped it in a rubbish bin then drove all the way back home (nearly four hours) with the radio turned up very loud, sounding like a tractor. Have some hard boiled egg sarnies, that'll sort out your bottom! __________________

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