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24-09-2007, 21:29
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Dirteh Kitteh
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country
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Quote for the day thread.
I thought we'd start a "quote of the day" thread here.
I'll get things started with Will in mind..... "If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving's not for you."
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24-09-2007, 21:36
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A large glass of Merlot
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber
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Well I'll add in my usual quote....
"It is necessary to resign from the human race.... ....With a forged signature of course." I find it covers most things 
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24-09-2007, 21:38
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
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My favourite:
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
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24-09-2007, 21:43
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BBx woz 'ere :P
Join Date: Jan 1970
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"The more I'm cynical, the more I'm right"
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24-09-2007, 22:11
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Wants Big Meat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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24-09-2007, 22:37
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Absinthe
Join Date: Dec 2006
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"How 'bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up?"
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24-09-2007, 22:39
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Joey Tempest
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Gravesend.
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"Life is like a cigarette, just one drag after another"
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24-09-2007, 22:51
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Cranham, Upminster, Essex
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Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privelage (Joseph Stalin)
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24-09-2007, 23:45
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Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: London
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Nothing against our fine American members, I just happened to come across a few rather amusing quotes as I was going through my shortlist. I could just as easily do it on almost any subject, these happened to be grouped nicely though.
 "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between". - Oscar Wilde "Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half". - Gore Vidal "The Americans will always do the right thing... After they've exhausted all the alternatives". - Winston Churchill
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25-09-2007, 06:45
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. Vernon Sanders Law.
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