Bored.

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 04:52

I am currently protecting the scene of an alleged sexual assault. I have cordoned off the scene with tape and now the exciting side of policing kicks in ..... waiting. I will be here until at least 7am.

This week has been a run of 4 nightshifts which have been very busy and also trying.

Monday night I went to a sudden death where an elderley man appeared to have a heart attack which involved a trip to the mortuary.

Tuesday a man in his twenties die of what looks to be a heroin overdose He was found in the bathroom with a syringe next to him. That involved another trip to the mortuary for a handover to the porter there.

Wednesday saw a fatal RTC which cost an elderly female her life.

Tonight saw the most obnoxious 15 year old female brought in that I have ever seen. She said to me that she hoped I would top myself and that was after she hoped the arresting officer died and she would piss on his grave. I merely smiled and bid her bon soir. This was followed by a family dispute that went tits up. They were all yelling in the street as were the pissed off neighbours ..... I out decibelled them all.

" GET IN YOUR OWN GAFFS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP "

It worked ..... I felt like Judge Dredd.

Still had to do half a tree in paperwork though.

Weekend off coming up ..... o/

Fayshun · 02-11-2007, 05:13

We've got 3 in, stroppy and straight to cells (and 9 others). One's pissed himself and is on 15 minute rousal checks. I've got through 15 pairs of gloves already. He took his trousers off earlier and his meat and 2 veg were hanging out the bottom of his pants, I've protected his modesty with a blanket.

He's sobering up and you can see the horrible dawning realisation where he is and what he's done.

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 05:54

Did you endorse the custody record as such ?

' Covered his meat and two veg with a blanket. '

lol.

Kell_ee001 · 02-11-2007, 06:17

I have no such good reason to still be up - plain and simple insomnia

Nutcase · 02-11-2007, 06:28

I don't need to be up til 6 but woke up early

Pheebs · 02-11-2007, 08:29

*hugs Von* Hoping you're back somewhere nice and cosy xx

Will · 02-11-2007, 08:58

Just as some of you are going to bed I was making myself breakfast!

Isn't it funny how different our lives all are?

Kell_ee001 · 02-11-2007, 09:34

By the time it hit 8am I decided there wasn't any point going to bed

I apologise in advance for any excessive moments of dumbassedness today

Tak · 02-11-2007, 09:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kell_ee001

I apologise in advance for any excessive moments of dumbassedness today

Why are you apologising for being your normal self?

Will · 02-11-2007, 10:20

LOL!

02-11-2007, 04:52	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Bored. I am currently protecting the scene of an alleged sexual assault. I have cordoned off the scene with tape and now the exciting side of policing kicks in ..... waiting. I will be here until at least 7am. This week has been a run of 4 nightshifts which have been very busy and also trying. Monday night I went to a sudden death where an elderley man appeared to have a heart attack which involved a trip to the mortuary. Tuesday a man in his twenties die of what looks to be a heroin overdose He was found in the bathroom with a syringe next to him. That involved another trip to the mortuary for a handover to the porter there. Wednesday saw a fatal RTC which cost an elderly female her life. Tonight saw the most obnoxious 15 year old female brought in that I have ever seen. She said to me that she hoped I would top myself and that was after she hoped the arresting officer died and she would piss on his grave. I merely smiled and bid her bon soir. This was followed by a family dispute that went tits up. They were all yelling in the street as were the pissed off neighbours ..... I out decibelled them all. " GET IN YOUR OWN GAFFS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL LOCKED UP " It worked ..... I felt like Judge Dredd. Still had to do half a tree in paperwork though. Weekend off coming up ..... o/ __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

02-11-2007, 05:13	#2
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	We've got 3 in, stroppy and straight to cells (and 9 others). One's pissed himself and is on 15 minute rousal checks. I've got through 15 pairs of gloves already. He took his trousers off earlier and his meat and 2 veg were hanging out the bottom of his pants, I've protected his modesty with a blanket. He's sobering up and you can see the horrible dawning realisation where he is and what he's done. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

02-11-2007, 05:54	#3
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Did you endorse the custody record as such ? ' Covered his meat and two veg with a blanket. ' lol. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

02-11-2007, 06:17	#4
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	I have no such good reason to still be up - plain and simple insomnia __________________

02-11-2007, 08:29	#6
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	hugs Von Hoping you're back somewhere nice and cosy xx __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

02-11-2007, 06:28	#5
Nutcase Moonshine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chelmsford, innit! Posts: 3,979	I don't need to be up til 6 but woke up early

02-11-2007, 08:58	#7
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Just as some of you are going to bed I was making myself breakfast! Isn't it funny how different our lives all are? __________________ *No No!*

02-11-2007, 09:34	#8
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	By the time it hit 8am I decided there wasn't any point going to bed I apologise in advance for any excessive moments of dumbassedness today __________________

02-11-2007, 10:20	#10
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	LOL! __________________ *No No!*

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