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A Rozzers Tale, Part erm .... I forget.
On Saturday night I had to arrest a bloke up who decided he would slap his partner around in the street and claimed it was no big deal and didn't need locking up. I took it as a big deal but anywway he stuck his hands out and the cuffs went on. To give him his due he was no bother and very compliant.
When I got him to the station he was booked in and taken to his cell and the lad who was custody assistant said to me that I should look into cell no .... ( Not the bloke I had arrested ). I went and peeped through the viewer and was greeted by a lad, about 20, flat on his back, fast asleep, duds down and nob in hand. The lad had fallen asleep mid whack. I couldn't help but chuckle.  You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend.
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04-02-2008, 13:24
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HOMO-Sapien
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haha .. and you were turned on by this? .. so you poked your trungeon through the peek hole
 Filth !!
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04-02-2008, 13:28
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Trungeon? truncheon.
[/nazi]That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning? 
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04-02-2008, 13:33
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I don't think he actually got to crash his milk float.
He fell asleep before the hyperdrive kicked in.
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04-02-2008, 14:59
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What? Why would you not wait until you get home?
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04-02-2008, 15:04
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Screaming Orgasm
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You have such a way with words there Von.
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04-02-2008, 15:13
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That is superb. The things some people do
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I had to go tell one chap to stop playing with his little chap as there were ladies working and they could see him on CCTV. As I opened the hatch to tell him to stop, he shouted "I can't I've come" 
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