Microsoft have lost it.. Meet the FOURCE!

Garp · 21-02-2008, 11:54

http://msdn.microsoft.com/events/hero/sfbio/

Oh boy...

Seriously, what crack were their marketing team smoking at the time

Windows Vista Sensei
Super Power:
10th degree black belt and martial arts master trained in the ancient art of combat, security and connectivity.

Office Master
Super Power.
Legendary martial arts master trained in the ancient art of combat and collaboration.

(Seriously.. since when has Office ever been good at collaboration, its always been an afterthought rather than a focus)

ISV Girl!
Super Power.
ISV Super Gal has developed a Super Ultra-Mobile PC device that can transport people/objects from place to place – she keeps this with her at all times!

etc. etc.

Mark · 21-02-2008, 12:15

[American Joke]
Someone's clearly been sharing Kool Aid with Steve Ballmer
[/American Joke]

Belmit · 21-02-2008, 13:39

And their enemy... the Big Bad Blue Screen of Death, who ****s them over every week!

LeperousDust · 21-02-2008, 18:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

And their enemy... the Big Bad Blue Screen of Death, who ****s them over every week!

Jasper · 21-02-2008, 18:27

That is actually brilliant. I might pick up a copy of Vista tonight as that's appealed to my love of superheroes. No wait, I won't because I'm not a retard

iCraig · 21-02-2008, 18:41

It's more akin to a group of school kids being tasked to market their products in a "fun" way. Really poor effort from a marketing team in one of the world's most successful companies.

kaiowas · 21-02-2008, 19:05

That'll last about 5 minutes longer than it takes for Lego(tm)'s lawyers to find it.

21-02-2008, 11:54	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Microsoft have lost it.. Meet the FOURCE! http://msdn.microsoft.com/events/hero/sfbio/ Oh boy... Seriously, what crack were their marketing team smoking at the time Windows Vista Sensei Super Power: 10th degree black belt and martial arts master trained in the ancient art of combat, security and connectivity. Office Master Super Power. Legendary martial arts master trained in the ancient art of combat and collaboration. (Seriously.. since when has Office ever been good at collaboration, its always been an afterthought rather than a focus) ISV Girl! Super Power. ISV Super Gal has developed a Super Ultra-Mobile PC device that can transport people/objects from place to place – she keeps this with her at all times! etc. etc. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

21-02-2008, 13:39	#3
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	And their enemy... the Big Bad Blue Screen of Death, who ****s them over every week! __________________

21-02-2008, 18:41	#6
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	It's more akin to a group of school kids being tasked to market their products in a "fun" way. Really poor effort from a marketing team in one of the world's most successful companies. __________________

21-02-2008, 19:05	#7
kaiowas The Stig Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fightertown USA Posts: 1,458	That'll last about 5 minutes longer than it takes for Lego(tm)'s lawyers to find it. __________________ Anal Fish Porn

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21-02-2008, 12:15	#2
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	[American Joke] Someone's clearly been sharing Kool Aid with Steve Ballmer [/American Joke]

21-02-2008, 18:27	#5
Jasper Simple & Red Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 535	That is actually brilliant. I might pick up a copy of Vista tonight as that's appealed to my love of superheroes. No wait, I won't because I'm not a retard