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Old 10-03-2008, 19:17   #21
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I'm thinking this No Ladder pole work is an Edge over the competition. Give it the old this is the Future Love routine & Wahaaay
Drop in the No chance of damage to your guttering/house/extension like with those Dodgey ladder dudes & ease my way onto the window cleaning circuit of Hinckley
May have to fight off a few local cleaners but i will be tooled up with my 18ft extension pole so they will be dealt with Luke Skywalker style
Be funny if we have a Window cleaning war & it kicks off enough to get on Local news. I'll paint my pole a Lumi colour & make sound effect noises when they interview me

Or it will come to Nowt & I'll FAIL & Die unemployed.

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Old 10-03-2008, 20:20   #22
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Good luck malc but I can' help but think malc + window cleaning =


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Old 10-03-2008, 20:44   #23
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Do you have one ? Yes

How Often ? Every month or so

How much does he Charge ? £9.00

How Big is your House ? 5 medium size windows up stairs, 2 downstairs and patio doors

How long does he spend on them ? about 15/20 mins.

Does he include the Plastics in the price ? (Frames/Plaggy Door etc) Nope

Why did you pick this Window cleaner or Did he pick you ? Can't remember


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Should help you a bit dude since I live not far from you. He might have put the price up since 1 of our dogs took a dislike to him and tried to bite him
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Old 11-03-2008, 00:41   #24
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Splitting this from my other thread to generate specific answers, Thanks All.

Do you have one ? Yes http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/w...9899_200329899

How Often ? When I get bothered by not being able to see out of the windows.

How much does he Charge ? Whatever the wife is offering at the time as a bribe for me to get off my arse and do something!!

How Big is your House ? TINY!!!

How long does he spend on them ? As little as possible.

Does he include the Plastics in the price ? (Frames/Plaggy Door etc) All wood here, baby

Why did you pick this Window cleaner or Did he pick you ? She picked me when she married me!!


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Sorry, I wouldn't even think of having someone come clean my windows for me. They'd waste more in petrol getting here than they'd actually make doing the work.
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:50   #25
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No, we used to and he charged about £12. He went into carpet cleaning and I didn't like the new bloke that took over so now the windows stay dirty
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:23   #26
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Do you have one ?
No but my Ma and Pa had one before they moved... so I will answer from their perspective!

How Often ?
Once every month/2 months


How much does he Charge ?
£20


How Big is your House ?
Huge it was.
Downstairs: 2 patio windows (he'd do outside AND inside for us), Front door with HUGE window next to it, back door, 3 sets of "large windows" (three-four windows in each set) and 2 single ones.

Upstairs: A Patio door (balcony - once again he'd do inside and out), three sets of "large windows", two single windows.

How long does he spend on them ?
About 30 minutes... he was quick but good. And then he'd have a cuppa and chat for about an hour

Does he include the Plastics in the price ? (Frames/Plaggy Door etc)
All wooden framing so no...

Why did you pick this Window cleaner or Did he pick you ?
He had worked our road when we first moved there (or at least a couple of the houses). Ma saw him, collared him and bobs-your-uncle, he became our window cleaner

Rob. Nice man, 3 kiddies and a superb wife! *wonder if he knows Ma and Pa have moved....* He would normally just come and do them and leave a note in the door if we weren't in. We'd say "see you in a month" and he'd be back in roughly a month! Good man!

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Old 11-03-2008, 16:54   #27
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I do my own window cleaning
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Old 14-03-2008, 15:00   #28
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no longer uses ladders/bucket had a converted van with distilled water in and long poles/brushes etc
Sounds the same setup as ours uses, but as I think I said, I can't see how they can see if the window is actually clean from that sort of distance?
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