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Old 17-04-2008, 13:32   #1
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Men of the world rejoice. We finally have a good reason to sneak off and visit Mary Palm and her five lovely daughters
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Old 17-04-2008, 13:36   #2
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/me emails it to the boys around the office and wanders off to the head.
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Old 17-04-2008, 13:43   #3
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Dude that article is older than the internet! (well 2003). It's old news! Why do you think I go to the gym? I needed to start making the rest of my body look the same size as my right arm!
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Old 17-04-2008, 13:45   #4
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The amount I bash out I reckon I could produce a cure
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Old 17-04-2008, 13:55   #5
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The amount I bash out I reckon I could produce a cure
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Old 17-04-2008, 13:56   #6
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The amount I bash out I reckon I could produce a cure
Hehe. Why didn't I think of that...
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Old 17-04-2008, 14:01   #7
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I've been trying to keep a balancing act between fapping and smoking to ensure I remain cancer free.

Being a 40 a day man, it can become a tricky routine to fit round work.
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Old 17-04-2008, 14:08   #8
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Don't worry mate, I'll have that cure sorted out soon. You smoke away.
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Old 17-04-2008, 15:20   #9
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'I see you have a history of prostate cancer in your family. I'm prescribing you a subscription to Hustler, and the nurse will be in to see you shortly.'
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They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer


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