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I iz speshul
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Liverpool
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 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |
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12-10-2008, 09:45
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12-10-2008, 11:12
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Joey Tempest
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Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to **** them some place very uncomfortable. Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen? Shannon Hamilton: No. More like someplace girls dread.
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12-10-2008, 14:26
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Wants Big Meat
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Location: Newcastle
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 Never occurred to me he might actually have meant in a car 
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12-10-2008, 15:53
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Nice weak cup of Earl Grey
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12-10-2008, 20:14
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Columbian Coffee
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Never sneak in a sly scratch of your nadbag when chopping birdseye chillis...It will swell to the size of a grapefruit and go bright red.
What's worse is that you can only ease the pain by dunking your scrote in a bowl of milk. *n
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Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me. |
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17-10-2008, 14:52
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Winchester
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Just a quick one.
Don't choose the toilets by the security office at work if there's even a slim chance of the fire alarm going off. You will be rushed along by a burly security lady pounding on the door the second it goes off.
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20-10-2008, 12:41
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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When kitten no 1 is off having his nads removed do not underestimate kitten no 2s misery, or his keeness to share said misery. Im having to wear shoes as he tries to kill my feet whenever I walk, and while I was making a sandwich he launched and attached himself to the inside of my thigh, trying to climb me like a tree (keep your legs like treetrunks quips to yourselves!!) I thought Ragdoll were supposed to be NICE!
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20-10-2008, 14:17
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The Last Airbender
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Pigmopad
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Don't put Olbas Oil on your ballbags. It might be amusing at first...but it takes a long time to wear off :/
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20-10-2008, 14:21
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Chef extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Infinite Loop
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fun weekend for you then
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