21-10-2008, 09:47 | #101 |
The Last Airbender
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I'm thinking of starting a circus double act with Huddy
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21-10-2008, 09:50 | #102 |
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We need a name then I dropped my D-Lock on my already crushed toe .. I think I've broken it
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21-10-2008, 09:53 | #103 | |
A large glass of Merlot
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Blustering Buffoons? Fartypants and the Klutz? The Chuckle Brothers?
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21-10-2008, 10:01 | #104 |
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dangerous and deadly?
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21-10-2008, 10:16 | #105 |
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Gonundroppedit and Itsborkednow.
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21-10-2008, 21:57 | #106 |
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On a shift night out, don't tell your boss '**ck you you egotistical tw*t'.
I predict a future of tray checks and scene pres!!!
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22-10-2008, 10:10 | #107 |
Absinthe
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In my experience it is advisable never to:
1. Get distracted by football scores in the company of a woman 2. Pick a fight with a drunken sheep shearer on their first night off station. They have drunken friends close by and hold a grudge. 3. Kiss a friend, her best friend and your girlfriend on the same eveing. In full view of one another. 4. Call someone a 'stupid, cheating *****' when you are trapped at the bottom of a ruck and have only one arm free. 5. Accidentally use your employers nick name to his face. Sorry, Penfold.
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22-10-2008, 12:20 | #108 |
BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
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stubbornness is a rubbish idea.
It is even worse when being stubborn with someone who is equally as stubborn.
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22-10-2008, 12:24 | #109 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Or, on a works Christmas night out, enquire as to the whereabouts of your boss by saying "Where is the big, useless c**t anyway?", without looking behind you first
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22-10-2008, 22:27 | #110 |
Absinthe
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The important thing is, did you find him in the end?
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