** Speaking from experience!!! ** - Page 12

Darryn · 22-10-2008, 22:39

If working on a Lathe and someone says dont touch that... DONT
If working on a Milling Machine and someone says dont touch that... DONT
If working on nights and everyone else is asleep, dont set off the fire alarm.
If a guy blatantly tries to ram you off the road when you overtake him, DONT drop anchor, block the road, get out of the car and proceed to kick the his drivers door, the police will see it all.

Dee · 24-10-2008, 10:33

Never leave studio equipment, softboxes, lights and a camera in your bedroom when the builders come over to check a leak in the bathroom.

Cant believe I left this out the first time.

Desmo · 24-10-2008, 12:13

Never attach one of the school science labs power packs to one of your mates braces using crocodile clips. Turning it on will result in sparks, removing them from his teeth and him having to have them re-fitted by the dentist.

Pebs · 24-10-2008, 12:23

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Originally Posted by Desmo

Never attach one of the school science labs power packs to one of your mates braces using crocodile clips. Turning it on will result in sparks, removing them from his teeth and him having to have them re-fitted by the dentist.

BAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Greenlizard0 · 24-10-2008, 18:40

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Originally Posted by Dee

Never leave studio equipment, softboxes, lights and a camera in your bedroom when the builders come over to check a leak in the bathroom.

Cant believe I left this out the first time.

Ouch mate, I take it you were burgled fairly soon afterwards?

SidewinderINC · 24-10-2008, 20:47

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Originally Posted by Greenlizard0

Ouch mate, I take it you were burgled fairly soon afterwards?

Or they thought she was a porn star

I hope it's that answer, for the sake of not being burgled.

22-10-2008, 22:39	#111
Darryn Loves his cars more than his friends Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Colne, Lancashire Posts: 108	If working on a Lathe and someone says dont touch that... DONT If working on a Milling Machine and someone says dont touch that... DONT If working on nights and everyone else is asleep, dont set off the fire alarm. If a guy blatantly tries to ram you off the road when you overtake him, DONT drop anchor, block the road, get out of the car and proceed to kick the his drivers door, the police will see it all. __________________ My Flickr

24-10-2008, 12:13	#113
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Never attach one of the school science labs power packs to one of your mates braces using crocodile clips. Turning it on will result in sparks, removing them from his teeth and him having to have them re-fitted by the dentist. __________________

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24-10-2008, 10:33	#112
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Never leave studio equipment, softboxes, lights and a camera in your bedroom when the builders come over to check a leak in the bathroom. Cant believe I left this out the first time.