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10-01-2009, 11:32
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Oh my!!
 I hope the oil doesn't burst on the way there!
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10-01-2009, 11:38
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Bloody hell. How old is your drill, Will? I think nearly all drills have had keyless chucks for the last 20 years. Get a newer model, mate, the battery life and torque will be better and it'll have more settings so you can do more with it.
 I can have the bit in and out of mine in literally 8 seconds and it'll do all kinds of jobs all around the house off of one charge 
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10-01-2009, 11:55
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BBx woz 'ere :P
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Sod it, I'll just use the nail gun, it's a bit quick and can give a shock to the unprepared, but once it's in you know it's in deep and hard.
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10-01-2009, 12:01
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I'm going to heat up a screwdriver on the gas and use it to melt a hole in my carrier....
...oh...wait...you lot aren't talking about real tools are you? 
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10-01-2009, 12:16
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BBx woz 'ere :P
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It's amazing all this talk of using some tools has got me somewhat fired up! God I miss screws and nails, heck even playing with a bit of lubricating oil and some nuts is better than nothing. I must investigate my tool box soon, get all the old junk out, clear it out, and start using it again. Hmmm 2076 sounds like a good year! LOL!
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10-01-2009, 12:20
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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Thats the spirt level Will!
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10-01-2009, 16:06
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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I got totally vernier calipered last night. My internal divider hurts today.
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10-01-2009, 16:55
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Goes up to 11!
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Slowly but surely he wrenched open her flange. It was a bit rusty, but a quick squirt of WD40 got her moving again.
----------- He was going to go where many glue sticks had gone before. Giving her time to warm up, he pressed his stick deep within her gun. After a time he felt his rod starting to melt. Suddenly hot glue splurged out, more than expected. Gradually he felt his stick being consumed by the glue gun, he was just another stick that had fallen prey to the lure of her blow torch. |
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10-01-2009, 18:36
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
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^ ROFL !!!
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12-01-2009, 10:12
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Was chatting with the Mad Doris I work with for 2 of my shifts.
She tells me she went down & mole gripped her new chaps torque wrench the other night & it was the first test drive she had had with him. She went on to tell me that if her Partner is not prepared to swallow the Lube then she wouldn't either  I said What the ****, It's completely reasonable to expect the man to sython from her toolbox if he wants her to use her Mole grips on him but expecting a man to drink Lube is just to much  **** that she says, And If he wants to use the Boot then I (she) has to be able to stick an extension on & do him in the Boot an all +  + =  NO I AM NOT KIDDING
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