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Lara Croft
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
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Oh god no... he's normally very good with his hands but his massages are crap
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04-02-2009, 21:23
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
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God you English girls are critical!
*runs*
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04-02-2009, 21:29
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Lara Croft
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
Posts: 8,604
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Do you like your ankles ?
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05-02-2009, 10:18
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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See now, I hate being called British. These application forms you fill out and it asks what nationality I am and has only "British" for me and I'm like NO!! NO DAMNIT!!! I'm English!
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05-02-2009, 10:26
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Kingston
Posts: 862
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05-02-2009, 10:43
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,228
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When Virgin channel changes freezes on some crap  When I drop summit, I am like what the **** Aaarrrggghhhhh When I hurt myself, Door hurts me I hurt it back  When I plot up only to realise the one thing I need is still in the other room And sometimes  People who post on forums as if they actually know something who quite clearly haven't even stepped outside there bedrooms since leaving the womb Google is Not a Life lesson + Edit. This Post YOU !!!!!10010101011110101011!!!!! +
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05-02-2009, 12:17
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Kingston
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Geeks with stupidly high standards when it comes to the other sex. Whenever someone posts a picture of a girl its 'zomg shes so ugly, what a dog' for even having the slightest hint of curves etc.
Dude, you're sat posting on a forum, take what you can! I know i do. 
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05-02-2009, 12:30
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Do you want to hide in my box?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I'm the exact opposite I don't like it when a form asks me if I'm English or Welsh (amongst other options), so I always want to put British if it's there.
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06-02-2009, 09:19
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Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
Posts: 6,845
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Snow days.
Just bloody leave earlier you slacktard.
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06-02-2009, 09:29
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Winchester
Posts: 6,476
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Improper use of 'literally' to describe non-literal situations. It does make for some very funny statements though.
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