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Old 16-02-2009, 23:21   #1
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Imagine this, you're a writer for the Daily Mail and you've hit a dry patch. No matter what you try then the best you can come up with is "Alice's Restaurant something something"....

Fear not!

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HAVE HOODIES HAD SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE?
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IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVING THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?
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Old 16-02-2009, 23:23   #2
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Yay!



How did you know what I was listening to?
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Old 16-02-2009, 23:28   #3
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HAVE THE GERMANS HAD SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES?

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Old 16-02-2009, 23:30   #4
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HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVEN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?
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Old 16-02-2009, 23:33   #5
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WILL THE FRENCH TURN HOUSE PRICES GAY?
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Old 16-02-2009, 23:42   #6
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HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS DESTROYED THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
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Old 17-02-2009, 00:01   #7
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COULD GORDON BROWN MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?
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Old 17-02-2009, 00:21   #8
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HAVE GYPSIES INFECTED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY WITH AIDS?
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Old 17-02-2009, 00:26   #9
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COULD GYPSIES MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN?

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Old 17-02-2009, 00:29   #10
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IS BD THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL?*

*I may have made this up, but it sounds like a Daily Mail headline...
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