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Old 02-03-2009, 23:30   #1
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Just bought a TV cabinet from Ikea.

Apparently you should only have sex with it if it's undamaged and on a rug.

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Old 03-03-2009, 00:02   #2
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Shouldn't be.

Try that anyway.
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Old 03-03-2009, 00:04   #3
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LMMFAO!
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Old 04-03-2009, 20:26   #4
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ROFL !
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Old 05-03-2009, 23:47   #5
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I hate TV cabinets, they never go dutch! :mad:
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Old 05-03-2009, 23:52   #6
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how about activating my account on shoevomit
how about no?
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Old 06-03-2009, 00:16   #7
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how about activating my account on shoevomit
How about leaving other fora off this one?
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Old 06-03-2009, 01:13   #8
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Apparently seals should only have sex with it if it's undamaged and on a rug.
Fixed, maybe. Whatever it is, it's clearly not human.

And Bakez, I agree with Faysh. Haven't you done enough begging already? Leave it please.
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