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Join Date: Jul 2006
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EeeeeeeeYORE!
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonkey donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ? A winkey wonkey donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin' love ? A bonkey winkey wonkey donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind ? A stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ? A honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey ! What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ? A plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!! What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ? A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!! *wets herself laughing* 
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11-03-2009, 18:32
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hawaii
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11-03-2009, 18:40
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Smogville
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 . I actually managed to surprise myself by saying the whole thing fast whilst not stuttering once. Yay!
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11-03-2009, 19:48
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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11-03-2009, 19:49
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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11-03-2009, 20:31
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,512
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Seriously I haven't laughed so much in ages!! I think I managed to get a cramp whilst laughing
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11-03-2009, 22:50
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Columbian Coffee
Join Date: Feb 2009
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why is it funny? Is there a punch line i missed?
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11-03-2009, 23:38
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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12-03-2009, 00:05
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Easymouth
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Me and LittlePheebs made up a huuuge long one of these, he ended up a winky wonky blinky stinky pinky inky thinky dinky donkey.....or something similar. It's our favourite joke!
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12-03-2009, 01:22
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Shockingly bad
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