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08-04-2009, 20:43
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Easymouth
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Well, I've got my balls, I've got the mystic feelings in my waters and most important of all I've got my wine!
*mystical wavings*
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08-04-2009, 20:47
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Easymouth
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Aquarius They say you have the grace of a dancer and the agility of a world-class gymnast. After that, though, it's usually just a bunch of mean-spirited laughter. Maybe just go a little easier on the spandex?
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08-04-2009, 20:51
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Easymouth
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Leo The baboon will see you as a threat to the social hierarchy of the pack, which truth be told, is giving you way too much credit. Lets face it, a couple of thousand miles isn't going to impress the stars 
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08-04-2009, 20:53
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L'Oréal
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Location: Portsmouth
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scorpio please miss *fingers crossed for some good news*
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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08-04-2009, 20:53
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Easymouth
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 Aries The stars would love to give you some relationship advice, but then, they're still quite tired from having all that sex with your wife. When the hell did you get married?!
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08-04-2009, 20:56
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Easymouth
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Aries Mosquitoes are usually attracted to body heat and perspiration, though in your case, it's the giant mosquito costume. Ooooh you got off lightly!
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08-04-2009, 21:00
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Easymouth
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Aries Everyone laughed when you said mankind wouldn't last another 100 years, but that's because you did it in a funny Mexican accent. I don't think there's any situation that can't be improved with a Mexican accent! Apart from maybe sex.
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08-04-2009, 21:02
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Pole Model
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Taurus please:
I have Pear Vodka. |
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08-04-2009, 21:03
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Do you want to hide in my box?
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08-04-2009, 21:04
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Easymouth
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Virgo No matter what path you ultimately take, or what choices you ultimately make, this week will still end with you being shot out of a cannon. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!
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