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Old 22-05-2009, 18:57   #1
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Default Bloke shopping.

I mean, as in the sort of shopping blokes do

Went to the Metro Centre this afternoon and did some bloke shopping - drove the following manly purchases home in my 2 seater, RWD, turbocharged sports car.



I bet you can smell the testosterone from hundreds of miles away
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Old 22-05-2009, 19:00   #2
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I take it you went to the specific shops you needed to buy from, and picked up and purchased the exact items you went out for?
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Entered centre, located Whisky shop, purchased whisky, located Sports shop, purchased dart board, left centre.
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Good man! Some top choices there. Did they ask any questions when you went into the sports shop with two bottles whiskey and tried to buy a dart board?
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Nope, they were too overwhelmed by the awesome levels of manliness
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I take it you went to the specific shops you needed to buy from, and picked up and purchased the exact items you went out for?
Oi! I do that!!
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And me Hate browsing

Good call there Stan
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Old 22-05-2009, 19:35   #8
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Superb Stan. Just how it should be. Except one tiny thing.


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Went to the Metro Centre
Should have gone to the Man Centre
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Old 22-05-2009, 19:57   #9
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Should have gone to the Man Centre
I actually gave this some thought and concluded that performing such a manly act in a place with the word Metro in it's name actually increases the kudos points
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Old 22-05-2009, 20:06   #10
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you are all that is man stan!

What's the whisky on the right?
I want the laphroaig!
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