22-05-2009, 18:57 | #1 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Bloke shopping.
I mean, as in the sort of shopping blokes do
Went to the Metro Centre this afternoon and did some bloke shopping - drove the following manly purchases home in my 2 seater, RWD, turbocharged sports car. I bet you can smell the testosterone from hundreds of miles away
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I take it you went to the specific shops you needed to buy from, and picked up and purchased the exact items you went out for?
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22-05-2009, 19:02 | #3 |
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Entered centre, located Whisky shop, purchased whisky, located Sports shop, purchased dart board, left centre.
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Good man! Some top choices there. Did they ask any questions when you went into the sports shop with two bottles whiskey and tried to buy a dart board?
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22-05-2009, 19:06 | #5 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Nope, they were too overwhelmed by the awesome levels of manliness
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22-05-2009, 19:32 | #7 |
Do you want to hide in my box?
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And me Hate browsing
Good call there Stan
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22-05-2009, 19:35 | #8 |
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Superb Stan. Just how it should be. Except one tiny thing.
Should have gone to the Man Centre
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22-05-2009, 19:57 | #9 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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I actually gave this some thought and concluded that performing such a manly act in a place with the word Metro in it's name actually increases the kudos points
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22-05-2009, 20:06 | #10 |
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you are all that is man stan!
What's the whisky on the right? I want the laphroaig!
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