Partners & there wrong doings for the Lolage

Justsomebloke · 20-06-2009, 15:22

Light hearted banter about the other 'alves.

My Doris is going to forfit the right to do my shopping if she keeps breaking my biscuits.

I mean out of the kindest of my heart I let her do my shopping on her own with out a single selfish thought upon my person, She wants to do it so I let her, Go me.

Broken biscuits just won't do though, I will have to have Serious words with her, She crushes my bread as well.

I've finally got her to actually look before she picks things up & check the dates etc but she hasn't quite got the Bring the crap home in the same state bit yet.

What does your other 'alve do that annoys you in a funny way ?

Anybody that takes this Serious is an Idiot !!!

Pheebs · 20-06-2009, 16:03

Ooooooooo where to start....

There's a few niggly things that bother me... but they make me laugh sometimes as they're stupid things to get annoyed over!

1. Leaving beer bottle caps lying on the counter... when there's a bin two foot away! His excuse - he likes to know how many he's had

2. Belly button fluffle left bobbing in the bath for when I get in... I never realise until I'm in and inevitably I try wafting it to the other end of the bath by swishing my hand in the water and the little bugger just gravitates towards me and ends up sticking to me! Ugh! If it's not in the bath, it's normally stuck on the wall from where it's been flicked... or sat in the sink from where it's been picked out.
3. On the topic of sinks... ball shadowing. Sometimes he decides to talcom powder his man bits over the sink and then doesn't wipe it clean, leaving a snowing white siholletted willy on the edge of the sink.
4. Still sticking with the whole sink business... left over face shavings scattered around the sink. He says he washes it down... and he's a truthful man. So there must be a big as rat secretly shaving his nuts in the sink or something afterwards because shavings are still there!
5. His observentness. Like. "There's lots of dirty dishes kicking around", "The grass is long isn't it?", "The bins full", "The floor needs hoovering". Now, I don't mind these statements but most of the time they're followed up with NO ACTION! It's like trying to hint at me doing it - although he just says it's him noticing things and no more

Annnd that's about all I can think of at the moment! They're my pet hates

Buuuut he makes up for it with his really big, enormous, GIGANTIC, HUGE and completely snoggable... smile

Desmo · 20-06-2009, 16:04

I don't always turn the light on in the bathroom in the morning as there's always enough light beaming through the windows. Half way through my shower, Sinead pops in and turns the light on and walks out again. Why? WHY? God damn you woman.....WHY?

Jhadur · 20-06-2009, 16:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheebs

Leaving beer bottle caps lying on the counter... when there's a bin two foot away!

Sam does this

Same with oven gloves.

Tak · 20-06-2009, 16:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jhadur

Sam does this

Pfft

our bin is further than 2 foot away

Piggymon · 20-06-2009, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

I don't always turn the light on in the bathroom in the morning as there's always enough light beaming through the windows. Half way through my shower, Sinead pops in and turns the light on and walks out again. Why? WHY? God damn you woman.....WHY?

WHY WHY WHY do you shower in the dark ?!

I switch the lights on because it annoys you .. it's kinda become a habit now

Jamie loves creating the sock mountain™

He comes home from work, takes off shoes and socks and leaves them laying around the lounge. Fast forward to the next morning and he'll put on a clean pair of socks, his shoes but leaves the dirty socks where they are.

The next day, he'll come home from work, take off his shoes and socks and because the socks are still there from the day before, we now have 2 pairs od socks .. repeat and repeat until we get the sock mountain™

At some point I'll get peeved off and put them in the washing basket :/

Piggymon · 20-06-2009, 16:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jhadur

Sam does this

Same with oven gloves.

Jamie will also take the dinner dishes to the kitchen, scrape off any food and put them on the worktop which is ABOVE the dishwasher... seriously how difficult is it to put them in the dishwasher !

SCM · 20-06-2009, 17:53

Sends Piggy to the red corner and Desmo to the blue corner and sticks a jelly filled pool in between them, if you are going to fight make it fun

lol

Fayshun · 21-06-2009, 00:11

I hope Lom doesn't see this thread

Lomster · 21-06-2009, 00:18

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I hope Lom doesn't see this thread

Ooops I jus have........... don't worry I won't post anything as there is too many

20-06-2009, 15:22	#1
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Partners & there wrong doings for the Lolage Light hearted banter about the other 'alves. My Doris is going to forfit the right to do my shopping if she keeps breaking my biscuits. I mean out of the kindest of my heart I let her do my shopping on her own with out a single selfish thought upon my person, She wants to do it so I let her, Go me. Broken biscuits just won't do though, I will have to have Serious words with her, She crushes my bread as well. I've finally got her to actually look before she picks things up & check the dates etc but she hasn't quite got the Bring the crap home in the same state bit yet. What does your other 'alve do that annoys you in a funny way ? Anybody that takes this Serious is an Idiot !!! __________________

20-06-2009, 16:03	#2
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Ooooooooo where to start.... There's a few niggly things that bother me... but they make me laugh sometimes as they're stupid things to get annoyed over! 1. Leaving beer bottle caps lying on the counter... when there's a bin two foot away! His excuse - he likes to know how many he's had 2. Belly button fluffle left bobbing in the bath for when I get in... I never realise until I'm in and inevitably I try wafting it to the other end of the bath by swishing my hand in the water and the little bugger just gravitates towards me and ends up sticking to me! Ugh! If it's not in the bath, it's normally stuck on the wall from where it's been flicked... or sat in the sink from where it's been picked out. 3. On the topic of sinks... ball shadowing. Sometimes he decides to talcom powder his man bits over the sink and then doesn't wipe it clean, leaving a snowing white siholletted willy on the edge of the sink. 4. Still sticking with the whole sink business... left over face shavings scattered around the sink. He says he washes it down... and he's a truthful man. So there must be a big as rat secretly shaving his nuts in the sink or something afterwards because shavings are still there! 5. His observentness. Like. "There's lots of dirty dishes kicking around", "The grass is long isn't it?", "The bins full", "The floor needs hoovering". Now, I don't mind these statements but most of the time they're followed up with NO ACTION! It's like trying to hint at me doing it - although he just says it's him noticing things and no more Annnd that's about all I can think of at the moment! They're my pet hates Buuuut he makes up for it with his really big, enormous, GIGANTIC, HUGE and completely snoggable... smile __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

20-06-2009, 16:04	#3
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	I don't always turn the light on in the bathroom in the morning as there's always enough light beaming through the windows. Half way through my shower, Sinead pops in and turns the light on and walks out again. Why? WHY? God damn you woman.....WHY? __________________

20-06-2009, 17:53	#8
SCM As endorsed by Mr Black Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hell/Scotland take your pick Posts: 443	Sends Piggy to the red corner and Desmo to the blue corner and sticks a jelly filled pool in between them, if you are going to fight make it fun lol __________________ The sun is rising The screams have gone Too many have fallen Few still stand tall Is this the ending of what we've begun? Will we remember what we've done wrong?

21-06-2009, 00:11	#9
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	I hope Lom doesn't see this thread __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

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