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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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Fancy a sky dive but are strapped for cash?
Simply place your face close to the monitor whilst 'zooming in' on Google Earth*. *strategically place a desk fan for added effect*
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Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration.
Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else. Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight"  Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand. Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye. Never piss into the wind. When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person. Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect.
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Wants Big Meat
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 Very good advice 
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Was just browsing the wedding pics, Have you lost weight Love. 
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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 Sounds like she needs a proffessional Muff diver like myself to pay a visit, Poor girl.
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