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10-12-2009, 22:10
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Ouch
What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney onto a lit fireplace?
My nuts roasting on an open fire..
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10-12-2009, 22:11
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Hands you your coat and i think you know the rest
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10-12-2009, 22:17
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Coat denied. Besides, it's 27C outside.
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10-12-2009, 22:33
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Not 27C here frost already forming on the paths outside.
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10-12-2009, 23:05
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Nope, I wish it was though.
27C in Honolulu though. Yes, I was sad enough to check. 
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11-12-2009, 01:56
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Yeah it's a nice pleasant day here. That said I keep finding that I feel cold when waiting for the bus in the morning and it's 18 degrees. I've actually stood there and shivered at that temperature. My blood has got far too thin in year.
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12-12-2009, 01:24
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What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball?
He was pulled out by the Balls 
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12-12-2009, 01:24
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What happened to Santa when he got stuck in the chimney of Mr and Mrs Ball?
He was pulled out by the Balls
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12-12-2009, 01:37
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So bad you had to repeat it twice?
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12-12-2009, 01:46
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Hmm, not sure how that happened, it wasn't lagging me out and I didn't hit 'submit' twice or anything.
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