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Old 06-02-2010, 11:57   #11
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EXCERPTS FROM DOG'S DIARY:
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE GARDEN! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY:
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....
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Old 06-02-2010, 12:35   #12
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Cats (for preference tigers ) but I do like dogs too esp if they are mashoosive ones Smallest dog I would want would be a husky
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Old 06-02-2010, 13:27   #13
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Cats for sure.
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Old 06-02-2010, 13:34   #14
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Both, I grew up with a dog so I'm really missing having one around but I love my two cats so much and nothing could make me give them up.
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Old 06-02-2010, 13:49   #15
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Dog.......ma?
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Old 06-02-2010, 14:13   #16
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Old 06-02-2010, 14:26   #17
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Both. We always had dogs in our family but now have a cat. They're both kind of great in their own ways. You can have more fun with a dog but laugh more at what a cat does.
Agreed, I would actually have either. A dog requires a lot more maintenance than a cat. I've been fortunate in having worked alongside pedigree Golden Retrievers acting as gun dogs. They were highly intelligent and had great personalities. On the other extreme they also had a working spaniel that had limitless energy. That thing went like a bullet and was as nutty as a fruitcake.

I've also had cats, alas mine was as thick as two planks. He got away with it by just using his brute strength. e.g. The other cat would gracefully jump up onto the fence, he would just walk up, dig the claws in and just power his way up.

Now with working away I couldn't give a dog the attention it needs, so I would need to get a cat.
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Old 06-02-2010, 15:12   #18
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Hahahaha at the diary It's truuuuuue!

Did anyone else read the cats diary in Stewies from Family Guys voice in their head?!
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Old 06-02-2010, 15:14   #19
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I saw that in a cartoon a few years ago, and iirc the cat did have a strangely Stewie like voice!
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Dogs, until I was left a cat when my friend died. I now somehow have 3 cats too. But I hate cats!
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