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09-03-2010, 14:28
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Noob
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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Fake tan.
Come on girls, you must be able to see in the mirror you look ridiculously orange and patchy. Why do you do it to yourselves?
Even your make-up doesn't match it afterwards  Maybe now you should go and get your hair completely bleached out because it'll make it all better  [/amusement]
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09-03-2010, 14:30
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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*pale and proud (most of the time)*
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09-03-2010, 16:03
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Noob
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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Some comedy posts running parallel on the one I posted on OcUK. A bit of immaturity never hurt anyone
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09-03-2010, 16:09
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Bananaman
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh
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I think the thing is; its obvious when its done to excess. You wont notice the girls who just use a little. Its the same with any makeup really, if its too noticeable/a distraction then you're doing it all wrong, unless you're a drag queen or hooker... Either way most girls seem to love the confidence boost it gives them, Debs loves a little sesh with her orange bottle, but she also knows i'll take the piss massively if she comes out close to the colour of sunny delight...;
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09-03-2010, 17:18
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Baby Bore
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Svalbard
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I blame Jordan, and I don't mean the country although some of the same letters are the same and in the same order.
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09-03-2010, 17:39
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BBx woz 'ere :P
Join Date: Jan 1970
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I suppose it's safer than sitting for hours in the sun. But I agree it does look ridiculous - but then I love the sun and like to cook in it.
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09-03-2010, 18:30
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Spinky-Spank
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Quote:
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10-03-2010, 08:19
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The Last Airbender
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Pigmopad
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You guys ever seen Snog, Marry, Avoid on TV? It's great and there are plenty of tango queens on there
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10-03-2010, 11:39
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Noob
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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And that one I'm Hotter Than My Daughter or whatever it is.
Don't be silly Kitten, you can always tell
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10-03-2010, 13:51
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Spinky-Spank
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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Nah, you just think you can. Proves my point really
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