I'm under investigation by the FBI!!

[Garp]

Just received this by e-mail. I'm sure you can guess just how much I'm freaking out right now..

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Daniel McMullen (Special Agent in Charge)


Attn: Beneficiary,


This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to stop further communication with any Impostors claiming to be official. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry of Finance Nigeria on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars).


Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect you. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $110 and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.


CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mr. Moris William
Address: 18 Koffi Crescent Apapa Lagos Nigeria
EMAIL: mmorriwilliams10@yahoo.cn
Tel: +234-1-7452-891

Do contact Mr. Moris William of the ATM CARD CENTER with your details:


FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:


So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information which you'll use in making payment of $110 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


Daniel McMullen
Special Agent in Charge
Criminal Division
FBI Los Angeles
Suite 1700, FOB
11000 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Moris William of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

[Mark]

Best stop interacting with those impostors straight away or it's go directly to Guantanamo, do not pass Go, do not collect $5,000,000 - or your ATM card.

[petemc]

Ask to speak to Mulder.

[divine]

Send back something (make a new disposable email though) saying you work for the FBI and ask which department they're in, offer to meet for a coffee to discuss things in person

[Knipples]

Just to be on the safe side, why don't you transfer all your money to me, so I can look after it for you

[Tak]

Originally Posted by petemc

Ask to speak to Mulder.

[Goose]

°runs to the FBI most wanted page*
*sees picture of Garp*
*sees there are rewards*
*ponders*

[Pickers]

I've had two of these too... so does that make us both imposters? Maybe we should cut communication Garp.

YOU are the imposter... Daniel Radcliff reported you.

[Knipples]

YOU are the imposter... Daniel Radcliff reported you.

The Harry Potter actor?