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27-05-2010, 07:07
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The Last Airbender
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Pigmopad
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Heard on the radio yesterday...
...that a scarecrow won the Nobel Peace Prize
 Apparently he was outstanding in his field.
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27-05-2010, 07:14
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BBx woz 'ere :P
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Oh dear....
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27-05-2010, 07:21
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Lara Croft
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
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He told me this ' joke ' this morning whilst doing our morning walk then seem perturbed when I didn't laugh :/
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27-05-2010, 07:23
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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Location: Brissle!!!
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rock-it!  I'll get me coat but years of working with children means I have lots more where that came from 
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27-05-2010, 08:33
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Preparing more tumbleweed
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hawaii
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Ouch.
Just.. ouch.
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27-05-2010, 09:30
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Easymouth
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?
Don't spread it.... Daisy told me that one terribly seriously yesterday.
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27-05-2010, 12:04
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Dubious
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Northampton
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27-05-2010, 12:11
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Good Cat
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 5,550
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Groooooooooooan :/
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27-05-2010, 19:16
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Screaming Orgasm
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newbury
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PS - best played without sound. 
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27-05-2010, 21:40
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I'm Free
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tyneside
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I walked past the fridge and I thought the spring onions in there were singing the Bee Gees.
I opened it to find out it was just a chive talking.
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