02-03-2011, 22:28 | #1461 |
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Foul throws when watching football matches. I know this one is irrational because no one else seems to care, least of all the referee.
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03-03-2011, 10:04 | #1462 |
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Air rifles. Or rather, the idiots that use them.
BAN 'EM!
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03-03-2011, 13:29 | #1463 |
Shoes, Boobs & Corsets
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The lady in the library requesting a book for me, there are 5 copies in the various local libraries. She requests one that is overdue rather than the 2 that are sat on bookshelves. When I question it she tells me they usually order from the closest library, ok fair enough. But checking online the one that is overdue is twice as far away as the one in the main library that is on the shelf. Errrr what? OK well this is what I get for not paying for my books
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03-03-2011, 14:13 | #1464 |
The list is long, but distinguished
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People who are lazy and don't take any responsibility to anything in their lives.
Toilets with a shallow bowl so you have to work hard not to 'ring the bell'. Any truck stop toilet in Germany. The management at my company. Pulling a muscle repeatedly when out running with the rugby team. The lady downstairs who keeps talking to me in Swedish even though I try to speak to her in Danish since she's Danish. Sitting in a long conference and finding you are wearing a pair of pants that twist all the time. Squishy bananas. Nick Easter.
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03-03-2011, 14:22 | #1465 |
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Love Leon, got to be one of the best fast food chains in history. The food is so simple but effective. Restaurant owners really ought to take note.
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03-03-2011, 14:25 | #1466 |
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03-03-2011, 17:51 | #1467 |
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Heh my man's just bought one! Erk!
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03-03-2011, 17:54 | #1468 |
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Just seem to see endless stories of cats/dogs/birds/kids shot dead or maimed with them!
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03-03-2011, 17:57 | #1469 |
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Yeh there is lots of that. He's a range shooter though And sadly Nubby Bannits! Other than that none of your said (I hope indeedy!)
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03-03-2011, 17:58 | #1470 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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