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26-04-2011, 19:40
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Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals
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Location: London
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26-04-2011, 19:43
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Penelope Pitstop
Join Date: Jul 2006
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26-04-2011, 19:51
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Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
Posts: 6,845
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It's not a Mini, it's a BMW....
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26-04-2011, 22:22
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Dubious
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Northampton
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 Got back from Barcelona with one of my best mates (who is female, and has a boyfriend, etc) and the only comments I got on my return was things like 'oh, did you get your leg over then?'. GROW UP > 
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27-04-2011, 14:27
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Moonshine
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Southampton
Posts: 3,201
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Well? Did you?
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27-04-2011, 19:09
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Dirty Spammer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In the middle!
Posts: 2,454
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When you go to a show and everyone is taking pictures of the big screen which shows what is on the stage! WHY WHY WHY!! Watch the bloody show and enjoy it, I am sure they don't sit at home taking photos of the Television so they can remember what happens! Argh.
Just so you know they were good seats so you could see what was on stage.
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27-04-2011, 21:05
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,512
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Not irrational.
Ovaries. Anyone got a tranquilliser gun? Might as well get me some sleep whilst we're at it! |
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28-04-2011, 13:40
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
Posts: 1,854
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28-04-2011, 16:50
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
Posts: 5,483
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People who come into the TV lounge at work and change the channel to Deal or no Deal and then ***k off 5 minutes later. I might not have been all that bothered about watching the snooker but I can't think of a single programme I'd rather watch less than Deal or no Deal. If you're only staying a few minutes, don't put bollocks on the TV
I can't understand the fascination so many guys working on the rigs in the North Sea have with watching this crap 
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28-04-2011, 18:11
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
Posts: 1,854
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People who shorten words unecessarily. Especially so when coupled with bad grammar/slang/no punctuation: it ends up looking like the emptied contents of a scrabble bag!
Example in question: "im jel lol"... 
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