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The Mouse King of Denmark
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Bin
A kid goes to the funfair and makes a wish on a coin-operated machine. He wakes up in the morning to find he is a ****ING BIN. Bark to the Future Retelling of a familiar story from the dog's point of view. He takes a one minute trip into the future as part of Doc Brown's crazy experiment in a parking lot then chews on his butt for the next 80 minutes.
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13-05-2011, 14:29
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Spinky-Spank
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 I considered Deity Dancing, I might still go for it - it does only change one letter but also squiddles one sideways.
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13-05-2011, 14:48
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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14-05-2011, 01:35
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The Mouse King of Denmark
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Shart Circuit
Johnny Five is alive! And instantly gets irritable bowel syndrome.
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14-05-2011, 02:18
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Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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Thom
A boring tale of the lead singer of Radiohead, and his hammer.
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14-05-2011, 03:53
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Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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Fight at the Museum
Ben Stiller gets a job as a night guard at the museum, none of the old guys like him so it all kicks off. Leading to... Hit Fuzz a 2 hour documentary on policemen getting assaulted by geriatric security guards. And Ben Stiller. Slade, Slade 2 and Slade-Trinity Noddy Holder, the Day Walker, fights evil vampires in the West Midlands.
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14-05-2011, 07:45
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Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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The Ely
Genetic teleportation mix-up causes Jeff Goldblum to change into a half human, half Cambridgeshire catheral city hybrid The Ely 2 BrindleEly's son grows at a hyperaccelerated rate and then changes into St. Neots Airplant! "Surely you can't mean epiphytes?" "I do, and don't call me Shirley!"
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14-05-2011, 08:29
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Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: London
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Goop Will Hunting
The story of troubled genius Pat Sharpe who decides that the only way to help people overcome their problems is make them complete a wacky obstacle course and then gunk them. Also featuring MATT DAMON and Robin Williams. Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon A deserved obscure martial arts epic where the whimsical world of A.A. Milne meets kung fu mastery, Tigger has to rescue the sword Green Destiny which was stolen from him in a series of breathtaking fights with the catchphrase "Tiggers are wonderful things. Their heads are made of rubber, their tails are made of springs" oft repeated.
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14-05-2011, 10:15
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Spinky-Spank
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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Maaaaaaaaaat Ddddaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyymonnnnnnnn Loving the Sly too.
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16-05-2011, 22:41
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I'm Free
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tyneside
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White Men Can't Hump.
Woody Harrelson stars in this tale of sexual dysfunction where he can't please his woman due to being hung like a gnat and could stick it up an ants arse and not touch the sides.
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