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Old 18-05-2011, 20:54   #1
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Default lol at super scrimping muppet

Just watching C4 and some prog about super scrimping and saving money where you can. Instead of buying a mudguard for his bike, some guy cut up a piece of drainpipe and bolted it on the underside of his frame. Nothing wrong with that and the woman was applauding him for saving money on buying a new mudguard.

Bet he didn't tell her that his bike was a Specialized Stumpjumper that probably cost him £1,500+
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Old 19-05-2011, 13:06   #2
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Try saving money on food by purchasing the second most expensive lobster, to give yourself a humbling, peasant feeling try eating your courses with the incorrect cutlery!
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Old 19-05-2011, 13:15   #3
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Families can save money on costly caravan holidays by arguing in one room then sleeping in a cupboard.
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Old 19-05-2011, 14:34   #4
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You need to go on the programme
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Old 23-05-2011, 04:03   #5
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My favourite Viz one is:

Why spend hundreds of pounds on expensive carpets? Simply purchase a pair of slippers, glue two sample patches to the bottom and enjoy that plush carpety feeling wherever you walk..

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Old 23-05-2011, 09:12   #6
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Everyone ought to follow TwopTwips on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/#!/TwopTwips

Latest one:
"Convince people you can expertly play the bagpipes by picking up a set of bagpipes and having a ****ing stab at it."
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