29-02-2012, 21:37 | #571 |
nipples lol (o)(o)
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01-03-2012, 09:51 | #572 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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I rarely find clothes that fit me perfectly, but when I do I feel great and wear them to death!
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14-03-2012, 09:07 | #573 |
Good Cat
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eating jaffa cakes by biting off the chocolate, then peeling off the orange jelly and eating the sponge, then finally rolling up the orange jelly and nomming that :-)
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14-03-2012, 09:56 | #574 |
A cat wearing a wet suit
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Snap! Someone said that to me the other day and all I've done is sit on my ass and eat chocolate?!
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14-03-2012, 11:27 | #575 |
BBx woz 'ere :P
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Seeing a lot of my friends over the weekend and having a very chilled but fun evening. Realising that although we don't see one another that often, one can still have a blast and it's as if no time has gone by.
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14-03-2012, 12:55 | #576 |
Moonshine
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Running a coffee event in my local independent cafe.
Well, I like it at the moment, but it happens in about 3 hours... I'll come back and update after.
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14-03-2012, 13:19 | #577 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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The University seems to be having an impromptu farmer's market in the dining hall. Om to the mother****ing nom.
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14-03-2012, 13:53 | #578 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
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Sending doorstep energy sales dudes away unhappy.
Had a guy from E-on here half an hour ago. Started off asking me who my energy provider was. I told him I'd just recently switched and had no intention of switching again just now. He started the next part of his spiel so I repeated what I'd said a little more firmly. He started with "...but..." so I repeated myself quite forcefully to which he replied "I'm only talking sir". I replied with "I know you are but I'd rather you listened instead - I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CHANGING MY PROVIDER AT THIS TIME!" He said goodbye and walked away. If I hadn't been in the middle of making lunch, I'd have done the same thing I did to the British Gas dude about 6 months ago. I let him go through his whole spiel; told him who my supplier was, told him how much I pay, which tariff etc etc, let him do the price comparison thing on his tablet and even managed to feign surprise when he told me I could save £60 a year with British Gas. I thanked him very much and told him I'd take his advice on board and do a full comparison on the internet rather than rely on his selective comparison. He tried to tell me I wouldn't find a cheaper supplier online to which I replied that he may be correct but there was no way I was going to buy from him without checking first. For some reason he stomped away and forgot to say goodbye or tell me to "Have a nice day". How rude To be fair to him, I would have saved £60 with the tariff he offered me. What he neglected to tell me was that he hadn't offered me the cheapest BG tariff. Nor did he tell me I could save £70 with my current provider at the time simply by changing tariffs. He also forgot to point out that the cheapest provider at that time (my current provider) could save me over £80 a year.
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14-03-2012, 20:40 | #579 |
Absinthe
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Using noise cancelling earphones to block out small minded, egotistical morons on the Eurostar having forgotten to pack them and going back in the house to get them. 30 seconds well spent!
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14-03-2012, 23:07 | #580 |
Spinky-Spank
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What happens if you try to get directions from The Shire to Mordor in Google Maps
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