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Old 03-03-2013, 19:40   #3451
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Good looking cars that turn out to be Diesels.

Example A.

A lovely looking lady lets me cross in front of her whilst walking home from town, White Audit TT 12 plate gleaming in the sun, I'm thinking well dreaming of her just opening the door & whisking me away showing me her skills driving whilst I admire the lines of her,,,,, Ang on did I say that out loud

Well anyways as I get past she throttles the car to get it going DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER I heard the baby Jesus cry myself right there in a street near my house, Sobbing he was as my heart sank at this awesome looking TRACTOR

What the Sam Hell is going on ??? Why buy a fantastic looking motor & pick the Tractor option, This is not Madness it's Plain 21st century Witchcraft is what it is.

Yer I've said it, I know the Truth, You can't fool & old fool, Am on to you.


Can somebody help me down off my soap box please ???
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Old 03-03-2013, 21:17   #3452
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In films, when people need to draw blood, why do they cut THE PALMS OF THEIR HANDS?! Worst place to cut ever.

Maybe second worst...
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Old 03-03-2013, 23:34   #3453
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People who go out of their way to wind you up because they think it's hilarious. Forget the fact that you're having a really ****ty time and the little things really do matter, as long as they get their fun, that's all that they're arsed about. F.U. Asshats.
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Old 05-03-2013, 20:54   #3454
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People who openly ask for advice on how to commit insurance fraud on facebook. Ok, it's 'only' a mobile but really? Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't dream of it :/
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Old 06-03-2013, 14:00   #3455
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Non irrational: Anxiety. Really ****s things up & there's so little you can do about it when it hits.
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Old 06-03-2013, 15:29   #3456
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A couple of things.
  1. The ridiculously draconian web filter on this rig. Up until yesterday I had access to an unrestricted wireless network but some killjoy/jobsworth has put a password on it and I can't access it now. All I can access is the "You're not allowed to visit any sites that wre even remotely interesting" network. I don't want to do anything nasty or illegal. I'm not looking for porn or anything like that. FFS just let me do something. I have, of course, found a way around it but it's a bit of a faff (I have Teamviewer installed so I'm actually surfing the web on my PC at home and viewing it remotely through Teamviewer on the rig). Bit of a carry on just to read a few whisky blogs (blocked with the reason "alcohol" ) and other perfectly innocent sites that are blocked because they are "Unrated".
  2. People who start an answer to a question with "I mean....". IT MAKES NO SENSE - STOP IT!!!!
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Old 06-03-2013, 19:25   #3457
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People eating Burger King on the train right next to me... Argh!!!
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:51   #3458
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Non irrational: Anxiety. Really ****s things up & there's so little you can do about it when it hits.
Totally. I used to have seriously bad anxiety and panic attacks that started about 7 years ago. I'm a lot better now, but almost every day I still have waves of anxiety, usually over nothing. The trouble is, when I'm bad, it gets me down and that drives more anxiety in a downwards spiral. If it wasn't for my wife being so supportive, I don't know how I'd get through it sometimes.
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Old 07-03-2013, 18:47   #3459
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Grrrr....

Hello Mei,

We have showers and a bike storage by the disabled Entrance. Your welcome to come to reception and ill Point them out to you.

Many Thanks,
Nikki

Random capitals, incorrect usage of words and missing apostrophes.

Grrr!

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Old 07-03-2013, 19:18   #3460
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Non irrational: Anxiety. Really ****s things up & there's so little you can do about it when it hits.
*hugs*
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