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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Bristol/Reading
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Your mum is so fat when she goes to a restaurant and sees the menu she says 'yes please'
Your mum is so fat when she weighs herself the reading is 'to be continued...'
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21-07-2007, 20:18
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,512
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Your momma's so fat she can stand up and lie down and STILL be the same height!
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21-07-2007, 20:37
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: JO01ou
Posts: 10,062
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yo mama's so fat she kick starts jumbo jets.
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21-07-2007, 20:38
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A large glass of Merlot
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber
Posts: 5,819
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Yo mama's an astronaught (no, I don't understand it either)...
/Wesley Snipes
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22-07-2007, 18:16
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Moonshine
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,388
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Yo mama's so fat that when she lounges round the house, she lounges ROUND the house...
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22-07-2007, 18:20
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I'm going for a scuttle...
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,021
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Yo mamma's had more cocks than John Wayne's gun!
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23-07-2007, 13:10
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Absinthe
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,148
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Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
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23-07-2007, 16:33
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Sake
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Osaka, Japan
Posts: 187
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY!
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23-07-2007, 18:23
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The Night Worker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,228
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Your Father Smells so bad he turns Right Guard Left
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