What do you do with him? - Page 4

Zirax · 26-09-2007, 14:25

Johnny my friend, I have some quick lime and a shovel. If he is still lying there, you know my number

Jonny69 · 26-09-2007, 15:01

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Originally Posted by Feek

That's a good point, is this why Jonny is asking?

This guy is so in for it when I get home. I mean if someone breaks in and I catch them they are so in for it. Probably.

Oops

semi-pro waster · 26-09-2007, 15:39

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Originally Posted by Will

I've always used 112

Besides I thought they were going to scrap 999?

Don't think so, it is a bit too ingrained on the conciousness of the British public - your good self excepted. One of those things that you need to know for travelling abroad though.

I'd probably tie up said miscreant in such a manner that would leave me in no danger, unfortunately I don't have cable ties any more but I'm pretty sure one of my canvas belts would do a good enough job. Maybe even suspend them slightly to ensure they can't go anywhere (I've got a double bunk bed thingy so it would be pretty easy) and then inform the police, possibly mentioning that there was no real rush.

Mark · 26-09-2007, 21:04

I'd not get into the situation because I'd cower in a corner first. But anyway, if he was out, I have a suitable supply of strong cable ties (not the weedy little short ones you get in most DIY places), so a few of those would do the trick. Then it's 999.

Treefrog · 27-09-2007, 03:57

Ok, he's no longer a danger - let's keep it that way. Cable ties, string, baling twine, rope, flex, paracord - whatever is to hand will do to tie him up.
I'd be very tempted to do all sorts off naughty stuff, like stick a pine cone up his arse, or get him dropped off in the high moorlands miles away from any house or street light.
But I'd damn well empty his pockets and take anything of use or value to me. And maybe press an old cheap kitchen knife into his hand to make sure his fingerprints were on it.

Then dial 999

That should keep him out of circulation for a while.

Darrin · 27-09-2007, 14:07

I'd just tell Tina that he threatened our son in some way.

Then whisper in his ear that I understand when he eventually whimpers about wishing never being born.....

Treefrog · 27-09-2007, 14:43

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Originally Posted by Darrin

I'd just tell Tina that he threatened our son in some way.

Then whisper in his ear that I understand when he eventually whimpers about wishing never being born.....

And I thought I was being

Darrin · 27-09-2007, 14:52

Heh, I just remember her instant reply when someone asked her what she'd do if they tried to rob her in the taxi.

"I'd make Lorena Bobbit look like a fairy tale."

Tina ain't one to have mad at you. Not if you like all your bits to remain where they're supposed to.

Treefrog · 27-09-2007, 14:57

Poor old John Wayne

I don't think I'll need to make a note to remember not to get Tina pissed (off) at me

petemc · 27-09-2007, 20:10

Shave off all his bodily hair, yes including *that* area. I'd pay someone to do that of course. He'll regret ever breaking into my house!

27-09-2007, 03:57	#35
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Ok, he's no longer a danger - let's keep it that way. Cable ties, string, baling twine, rope, flex, paracord - whatever is to hand will do to tie him up. I'd be very tempted to do all sorts off naughty stuff, like stick a pine cone up his arse, or get him dropped off in the high moorlands miles away from any house or street light. But I'd damn well empty his pockets and take anything of use or value to me. And maybe press an old cheap kitchen knife into his hand to make sure his fingerprints were on it. Then dial 999 That should keep him out of circulation for a while. __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

27-09-2007, 14:07	#36
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	I'd just tell Tina that he threatened our son in some way. Then whisper in his ear that I understand when he eventually whimpers about wishing never being born..... __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

27-09-2007, 14:52	#38
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Heh, I just remember her instant reply when someone asked her what she'd do if they tried to rob her in the taxi. "I'd make Lorena Bobbit look like a fairy tale." Tina ain't one to have mad at you. Not if you like all your bits to remain where they're supposed to. __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

27-09-2007, 14:57	#39
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Poor old John Wayne I don't think I'll need to make a note to remember not to get Tina pissed (off) at me __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

27-09-2007, 20:10	#40
petemc Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nr Liverpewl Posts: 4,371	Shave off all his bodily hair, yes including that area. I'd pay someone to do that of course. He'll regret ever breaking into my house! __________________ Thats no hamster, its a space station!

26-09-2007, 14:25	#31
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	Johnny my friend, I have some quick lime and a shovel. If he is still lying there, you know my number

26-09-2007, 21:04	#34
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I'd not get into the situation because I'd cower in a corner first. But anyway, if he was out, I have a suitable supply of strong cable ties (not the weedy little short ones you get in most DIY places), so a few of those would do the trick. Then it's 999.