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Old 27-09-2007, 20:22   #41
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Old 27-09-2007, 20:24   #42
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Joke answer:

Strip, shave, photograph, upload.

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Restrain and disarm if necessary. Call police. Give him a sly kick in the balls.
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Old 27-09-2007, 21:21   #43
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Restrain and disarm if necessary. Call police. Give him a sly lick in the balls.
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Old 27-09-2007, 22:38   #44
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Shave off all his bodily hair, yes including *that* area. I'd pay someone to do that of course. He'll regret ever breaking into my house!
Then apply make-up to him and post the piccies on th'intarweb
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Old 27-09-2007, 22:40   #45
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Restrain and disarm if necessary. Call police. Give him a sly kick in the balls.
You'd take his arms off?!
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Old 28-09-2007, 10:00   #46
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You'd take his arms off?!
Probably a bad idea. When the police arrived and I informed him that he was going to rob me and probably worse they'd just respond:

"What him? Don't be daft, he's totally armless..."

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Old 29-09-2007, 01:38   #47
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Probably a bad idea. When the police arrived and I informed him that he was going to rob me and probably worse they'd just respond:

"What him? Don't be daft, he's totally armless..."

Noooooooooooooo! The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail just popped into my head.

"Come back you coward, I'll bite your kneecaps"
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Old 29-09-2007, 19:04   #48
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Put a knife in his hand and make sure his prints are on it ......

* cough *

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