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Halloween Jokes!
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie. Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls and hollow-weenies. What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin! What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist. What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handfull of sheet! What do little trees say on Halloween? Twig or treat.
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28-10-2007, 19:09
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How does a girl vampire flirt? She wiggles her fang.
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28-10-2007, 19:59
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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28-10-2007, 20:27
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Glad at least 1 person laughed
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28-10-2007, 20:39
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!
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28-10-2007, 21:24
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